My dearest, Chris Rockway! You have been enlisted on the roster for pornographic website Randy Blue for approximately 16,000 years now, and it is my opinion that your physical superiority shines even brighter as you mature. I have longed to have you pound me like […]
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Ty Roderick Needs To Shove His Big Dick In Me NOW!
Greetings, Mr. Roderick. It is my pleasure to introduce myself as Dewitt’s Butthole, the most gifted writer on this poor excuse for an erotic gay blog. I’m reaching out to you today to state that it’s imperative for you to place aside your other responsibilities […]
“I Love My Butt” Is The Empowerment Anthem of The Century.
When is the last time you bent over in front of a mirror, stared into the reflection of your butthole and softly whispered to that pretty pucker, “I love you”. I would argue, out of no personal bias whatsoever, that it was nowhere near recent […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Spencer & Abe Are The Hottest Pairing In The History of Gay Porn Ever!!!!!!!
I did not think Sean Cody could do better than the hairy ass of Randy this week! They have proven me, Dewitt’s Dick, wrong by bringing back Spencer to get fucked again. My head exploded so many times when he lost his virginity to a […]
HELP! I Need To Be Flown To Key West, So I Can Get Penetrated By Adam Wirthmore’s Exquisite & One-Hundred Percent Immaculate Penis.
Not too long ago, I overheard some chatter within close quarters that Manhunt will be delivering Adam Wirthmore to the attendees of Tropical Heat in Key West. It occurred to me that Dewitt might have some additional vacation time, so it would not be insurmountable […]
HELP! My Butthole Is Boycotting The Football Fuckdown Series.
I am hopping mad with rage! Earlier in the week, it was brought to my attention that MEN.COM has a new erotic series entitled “Football Fuckdown“. The three short films star the number one man I want buried deep inside of me, Colby Jansen, as […]
HELP! I Need To Be Licked & Violently Power-Fucked By Gay Porn Star Charlie Harding.
Oh my! It appears that I’ve been overtaken by an overwhelming tingly sensation. There are few men who have such a strong effect on me, but if you directed your fine eyeballs to the top of that list, you would find the name “Charlie Harding” […]
Woof Alert: Anthony London (II)
Dearest gentlemen, I come before you today to discuss my desire for a hairy, dominant daddy. It’s been far too long since my last rendezvous with a mature, experienced fellow, and I would like to recapture that glorious sensation of a hot DILF cock buried […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Sergi Serrano
Greetings to all you horny gentlemen! It’s me again, Dewitt’s Butthole. You don’t hear a lot from me on Manhunt Daily, because I’m nowhere near as experienced as Dewitt’s Dick. You see, it wasn’t until a few years ago that I finally came into my […]
Solomon Needs To Get Inside Me Now.
Hello! We’ve already met in the past, but in case you don’t remember, my name is Dewitt’s Butthole. When I’m not quivering over the mere mention of Charlie Harding‘s name, I’ve been known to write blog posts about men like Colby Jansen who should get inside me […]