Hello, everybody! It is your favorite penis in the world, Dewitt’s Dick. I am feeling self-conscious now that some of you have seen me, but I guess it is okay, because some of you made me want to stand up and do a little dance […]
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It has come to my attention that we have not spoken about Jimmy Fanz and his amazing hairy butt this week! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and while I may not have any sense of time since I am a penis, I know that I […]
This is an important announcement from your favorite penis in the world, Dewitt’s Dick! I am here today to tell you about my 2014 resolution to get inside of the mouth and ass of a man who goes by the name of Riley Tess. He […]
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Hello, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you that it is socially irresponsible and totally preposterous to suggest that anyone but Johnny Rapid has the 2013 Butthole of The Year. I have heard […]
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Hello, people with penises who like to touch them! It is your favorite blogger in the world, Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here to tell you about the time Jake Jennings received a dick like me all the way down into his hairy butthole. Joe […]
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I did not think Sean Cody could do better than the hairy ass of Randy this week! They have proven me, Dewitt’s Dick, wrong by bringing back Spencer to get fucked again. My head exploded so many times when he lost his virginity to a […]
