The verdict is in, my friends. Katy Perry is not a true artist like Mother Monster. The visual for her latest failure “Unconditionally” has arrived, and it’s a flashy affair covered with snow, ball gowns and owls in an attempt to distract you from the […]
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ARTPOP Is Revolutionary, Easily The Greatest Album of The Century
Salutations, lesser beings! Your comrade in true artistry, Gay Evan, has been hard at work promoting Mother Monster‘s trailblazing and thoroughly innovative project ARTPOP. Although I haven’t had a wink of shut-eye in two weeks, it’s all been worth it to dedicate my soul, body […]
Do What U Want With My Bah-DAY!
Hey, all you basic bitches! Did you miss me? Well, don’t fret any longer! Your faithful comrade in ARTPOP, Gay Evan, has returned to bless you with more delicate sounds from the mouth of Mother Monster. Although I have been bullied and called superficial for caring […]
7 Sex Toys That Would Make Excellent Gifts For ANYONE!
Maybe it’s because he’s so threatened by our writing skills or just because he’s jealous and wants to fuck us all, but you might have noticed that Dewitt doesn’t really like us! This is totally okay, because we hate one another too, and J. Harvey […]
I Met Lady Gaga & She Was Fierce!
While Gay Skylar was occupied writing about basic flops like Katy Perry, Ariana Grande and Steve Grand, I was on vacation meeting the most important human on the planet. That’s right, my fellow lovers of ARTPOP! I met my role model, Mother Monster, and had […]
Lady Gaga Remains Visionary, Debuts New Music & Slays Your Faves At The iTunes Festival!
Good morning, Manhunt Daily readers! Are you feeling invigorated after your Labor Day festivities? Little monsters like myself, Gay Evan, have much to be thankful for after this Sunday, when our queen and savior premiered seven new songs at the iTunes Festival. It was a […]
OMG, The #VMAs Were Off The Chain This Year!
Anyone who’s anyone watched the MTV Video Music Awards, but if you somehow missed it for some inane reason, I’m here to tell you the important information you need to know. First off, Mother Monster destroyed her competition and silenced the haters with an epic, career-defining […]
Bow Down, Bitches! Cher Is The True Pop Queen.
Sit your ass down, Madonna, and respect your elders! The eternal goddess known as Cher, a diva approved by Mother Monster, has finally released the music video for her comeback single “Woman’s World“, and it is ferociously fierce in ways I can’t even begin to […]
Lady Gaga Has Outdone Herself: “Applause” Is The Best Video I Have Ever Seen!
On the morning of August 19, Mother Monster blessed us by releasing the visuals for her legendary new single “Applause“. My friend Dewitt was too busy writing about some irrelevant hack named Neko Case to take notice, so I took it into my paws to […]
Lady Gaga’s “Applause” Is The Greatest Gay Anthem of All Time!
“Dont focus on ANY blogger criticism. I have been a producer/songwriter/musician for over 10 years. Trust the artist bloggers are not critics… The fans + music scholars are the best critics because they know the artist intimately. #STOPHarassingTheArtist we are here to entertain you… #FreeTheArtist […]