ITEM – Christopher Meloni is a HOT PIECE OF ASS. And Law & Order: Special Victims Unit is one of my all-time favorite television shows. It’s on SVU that I get to learn about the disgusting, murderous, perverted things people do to each other in […]
Tag: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Horrible New Trend: Pejazzling
And you know they’re gonna eventually blame the gays for this bullshit! In March of 2010, actress Jennifer Love Hewitt rolled up onĀ George Lopez’s show and revealed that she glues Swarovski crystals to her nethers to pretty em’ up. This might account for why her […]
Julie Klausner Is The Cat Whisperer
You may have never heard of Julie Klausner, but I decided a long time ago that she’s one of the funniest human beings alive. This was mostly a result of her short-lived comedy series Cat News, which found her feline friend Smiley Muffin blurting out […]