Bust out those singles, because Magic Mike is back for one last dance! That’s right, one of our horniest and most unexpected movie trilogies comes to a close next year with Magic Mike’s Last Dance. And you know what? We’ll be there opening weekend! More than […]
Did you suddenly hear Ginuwine’s ‘Pony’ playing from nowhere, as if summoned by some kind of cosmic Alexa? That’s because the news that fans of Channing Tatum and handsome men losing clothes have long been waiting for has finally been announced: there’s a third Magic Mike on the way. […]
A year to the day since the UK first went into lockdown, better days are on the horizon with the news that Channing Tatum‘s Magic Mike Live is set to embark on a UK-wide arena tour in 2022 to bring us that (hopefully) post-pandemic lift […]
I know, it’s actually starting to get annoying how Magic Mike is just turning into a big ole’ tease. You know what’s going to happen, right? There’s not going to be any dick. We’ll see plenty of cheeks, BUT NO DICK. The movie industry is […]
Time to take my Love Boat fuck fantasy out of the spank bank. I’ve found some new inspiration. Here’s Matt Bomer in a still from Magic Mike. Everyone keeps posting about Magic Mike because we have a shortage…a DROUGHT even…of mainstream non-fuck flicks featuring hot […]
Magic Mike continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. The MTV Movie Awards were slightly watchable. Not only did they show some new footage from The Dark Knight Rises (CAN’T WAIT), but Joe Manganiello came out as his stripper character, firefighter Big Dick […]
Blah blah blah Channing Tatum, Joe Mangianello, Matt Bomer, and Matthew McConaughey in a movie about male strippers blah blah blah. You whores know the drill. Magic Mike is on the way, and EW just dropped two covers and a slew of pics from their […]
The male stripper epic starring Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Adam Rodriguez, and my werewolf lover Joe Manganiello has a teaser trailer! You don’t see much, but Channing doesn’t have a shirt on for a lot of it. And I’ve never wanted […]
Magic Mike is the upcoming Steven Soderbergh flick about male strippers, and we’re all praying for dick. It’s Soderbergh, so it might…actually… possibly… maybe… have at least a glimpse of mainstream celeb cock. It stars Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, and Matthew […]
Did he come down in a flying saucer from the Planet of the Impossibly Hot Guys? Holy shite, I wouldn’t even notice the assholes tossing their cigarette butts in the sand at the next blanket over, or that droopy 75-year-old in the Speedo if he […]
