Maskurbate has been snagging some serious talent lately. Remember dancing (sex) machine Jake? Meet Yanik! They get this dude to come in off the street! And he ends up having nine inches! Here’s a solo scene to liven up your Monday morning. Watch the entire […]
Tag: masks
Solo Artist: Maskurbate’s Jake Is Your Private Dancer
A confession: I used to think Maskurbate was pretty ridic. And yes, this is from someone who recently celebrated the release of a gay porn parody of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (hey, I’m a geek and muscle-cubby Aspen really does it for me). It […]
Three’s Company: Ginger Power Bottom Leander Gets Tag-Teamed
This would be a good time to reiterate how much I adore the desperate puppy dog eyes that power bottom newcomer Leander makes when he’s sucking cock and getting fucked. It’s almost as if the fluctuation of his facial expressions acts as the perfect representation […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Darius Ferdynand Kidnaps Justin Blake & Double Penetrates Him
I’m always surprised when a guy as clean-cut as Darius Ferdynand takes part in kinkier activities. This is pure bullshit on my part, because as we all know, you don’t have to look a certain way to engage in various fetishes. There are straight-laced, conservative-looking […]
Hot or Not: Wearing A Mask For Sexy Purposes
For the sake of your wallet, I’m going to lead with the big deal—Maskurbate is offering 50% off until May 31, 2014 for anyone who signs up with the promo code “maskurbate50“. This is good news, since all of Maskurbate‘s models seem to be atrociously […]
Drawn To You: The Self Portraits & Illustrations of Italian Cub LTTLSLR
Italian cub Giovanni Dionisi has developed quite a following in the Tumblr community for his revealing self-portraits, colorful collages and a variety of linear illustrations of bearded, hairy and/or inked men. When I saw his work on Sissydude, I became so intrigued that I immediately […]
We Miss Halloween Already
I have a confession to make. Halloween makes me so goddamn horny. Something about guys in costume running around just turns me on. I don’t know if it’s some kind of unrealized role play fantasy I have, or the eroticism of guys in masks and […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Slutty (And Not So Slutty) Halloween Costumes
Happy Halloween! I kind of forgot that was happening today, even though I’m about to go get shit-faced at a Manhunt-sponsored party and embarrass myself in front of Sharon Needles later tonight. (Come stalk me!) I’m looking forward to seeing what gay Halloween in Salem […]
7 Sex Toys That Would Make Excellent Gifts For ANYONE!
Maybe it’s because he’s so threatened by our writing skills or just because he’s jealous and wants to fuck us all, but you might have noticed that Dewitt doesn’t really like us! This is totally okay, because we hate one another too, and J. Harvey […]
Those French Anti-Gay Protesters Are Wasting All That Sexy On Being Total Dickheads
One thing about the US? Our bigots (at least the ones who are open about their bigotry) are usually fug. Picture the last anti-gay protest you saw on TV, or the last time you saw a homophobic talking head on a news program. I predict […]