The Staircase miniseries may have wrapped up last week, but we’re still thinking about it — especially now that star Patrick Schwarzenegger, who played Todd Peterson, has revealed on a recent episode of the Just for Variety podcast that the character’s exploration of his sexuality could have been more explicit. […]
Ariana Grande is dead to me! I thought after hearing “The Way” and “Baby I” that she’s the new Mariah Carey, but just like other hacks like Monster Mother, she let us all down by making the irresponsible decision of casting Patrick Schwarzenegger in her […]
ITEM – I will buy every product the Kraft company sells if they keep using Anderson Davis’ bod to shill dressing and mac & cheese! I’ll even buy 1000 Island and I think that tastes like dirty dick. That group of crusty hos known as One […]
ITEM – That’s a really stupid headline. We shouldn’t have to POINT OUT that people aren’t into people making other people’s lives a living hell, right? Then again. Ahnold’s kid Patrick Schwarzenegger recently shot a PSA for Lady Gaga’s Born This Way Foundation coming out […]
Handsome young men Patrick Schwarzenegger and Taylor Lautner were recently spotted on the set of….ugh…Adam Sandler’s Grownups 2. They play somebody’s boyfriends, or friends, or perhaps two twinks on a sex rampage with each other. Let’s hope it’s that last one. Lautner is the gay […]
Oh, don’t look at me like that! He’s eighteen now. Plus, I don’t even understand why everyone wants to rub their manther paws all over him. I’m writing this post for you. If you want to see Patrick Schwarzenegger’s penis, place your nose on the […]
Check his birth certificate, Patrick Schwarzenegger is legal! He’s the son of…well, guess and Maria Shriver. Despite his parents’ marriage exploding very publicly (the former governor of California had a baby with the maid at the same time as having brother Christopher with Maria, it […]
You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
