SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
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“Naked and Afraid” Needs More Naked, Less Afraid!
This morning, I learned about the existence of a TV show called Naked and Afraid. It appears to be exactly what it sounds like. The Discovery Channel sends two naked people out into the wilderness, and we proceed to get excited about their nudity until […]
What Would You Do?: Rene From Sean Cody
Rene is a muscular, tan and relatively clean-cut personal trainer. With the exception of his eyebrows and the hair on his head, there isn’t a single inch of his body that isn’t shaved or trimmed. This is going to cause a whole lot of hullabaloo […]
The Amateur Hour: This Luscious Bubble Butt Needs A Big Fat DICK!
HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the […]
Hot Flash: D.O. By Justin Monroe
You might be used to seeing D.O. slamming his big ol’ cock down throats and asses, but his modeling career isn’t exclusively bound to the adult industry. From what I can recall, he actually got his start as a fashion model, and since then, he’s […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Josh Long Fucks Alex Christian, Remains Flawless In Every Way
Josh Long broke our hearts last month, when he announced that he’s dragging his hairy, beautiful ass out of the gay porn industry and into a boring office job where things like this will probably never happen. Thankfully, he still has a few more scenes […]
When Hairy Met Smoothie: Abele Place & Brett Swanson
People have their preferences, but hell, I love watching hairy guys fool around with smooth guys. Built jock Abele Place has a lovely pair of pecs covered in dark fur, with a light trail running down his tummy and leading to a bushy mass of […]
Everything Butt: Logan Vaughn (II)
In retrospect, I’m shocked that Logan Vaughn didn’t make it onto our list of The Best Asses of 2012. I mean, do you see those glorious mounds? He really should have been on there! You’ve got to help me figure this one out… Was it […]
Caption This: Window Butt
A college boy rolls down his cargo shorts to expose his round, bare bum. He holds it up to the window of a car, where his friend is sitting in the driver’s seat and sticking his tongue out. Yup! That’s pretty much all that’s going […]
Everything Butt: Dylan Carden
You might recognize 19 year-old model Dylan Carden as Randy Blue‘s Chad Karzen. It took us awhile to make the connection, but after a careful examination of that magnificently round rump, we determined we previously saw it getting devoured thoroughly and fucked vigorously by Cody […]