I’m sorry in advance. Sometimes you click on things and immediately start to question what evil force possessed you and forced you to click that photo of a woman jacking off a bunch of turtles. Sometimes you worry that there must be something wrong […]
I’m already sort of shaking my head about this one, and I’ve barely started. I don’t totally know how to explain this, but it seems like – as much as I was impacted by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a kid (and I still […]
Question! If this is the second post I’ve written about turtle dicks within a one-month period, will I still have a job tomorrow morning? I’m willing to risk it, because James Unsworth‘s book Ninja Turtle Sex Museum is so deliciously strange that I couldn’t resist […]
Today, I learned that turtles have gigantic penises. This apparently isn’t a huge secret. Their dicks are half the length of their entire bodies, and sometimes they like to just flop around and show ’em off. Crazy, right? What’s even crazier (or more embarrassing) is […]
