Some people just have all the talent! Everyone, meet Dominic Clarke, out Olympic gymnast and, as of now, our new favorite The Voice contestant. The gay, 25-year-old heartthrob and trampoline gymnast had the athletic prowess to represent his home country of Australia in Tokyo last year during the summer Olympic […]
OMG, you guys! Did you see the duet Christina Aguilera did on The Voice last night with Mort Goldman from Family Guy? I’m not saying that Monster Mother should call up her local graveyard and make early plans for her burial, but all my girl […]
It is scientifically proven (by my dick) that Cody Belew is the sexiest contestant to ever appear on The Voice, and Josiah Hawley can sit his pretty boy ass down on a giant dildo called obscurity. The bearded, gyrating country boy stole my heart (and […]
Let me tell all y’all hot little DICK sluts a story! Over the weekend, Ms. Boulangerié Knowles was minding her own damn business, looking fine as FUCK on her way to the grocery store to pick up a box of rubbers, Cheez-Its and some KY […]
Josiah Hawley is quite possibly the worst contestant in the history of The Voice. The former male model was selected for Team Usher, and somehow, he’s made it to the Quarterfinals of the reality singing competition. He is extremely pretty, sure! But am I totally […]
“Is Cody Belew gay?” brings up a ton of results on Google, but I’m not really concerned with the answer to that question. He was one of few good things to emerge from the third season of The Voice, and it doesn’t matter to me if […]
Anderson Cooper’s buttcheeks must be CLENCHED from restraining himself from licking on that. Anderson had Maroon 5 frontsexy and The Voice judge Adam Levine on his show. It was some ridiculousness about finding him a mascot for his Voice gig, but who cares. Two hot […]
First off, the above dude? That’s Maroon 5 frontman and The Voice judge Adam Levine’s hot brother Michael. He’s gay. Hot ass Adam Levine has a hot ass GAY brother. This means that someone out there can play “next best thing” with their Adam fantasy. […]
Earlier this week, my dear co-blogger brought you a rousing edition of Fuck, Marry, Block, starring the judges of NBC’s hit singing competition The Voice. I’ve been watching the show since the very beginning, despite my general reluctance to take on new reality shows. Initially, […]
(He’s actually not that bad-looking, so I used the least attractive pic I could find to illustrate my point.) Blake Shelton reads like he might be a big ole’ dickhead. – J. Harvey To find out why, Follow the JUMP:
