Did I mention “MMMOOOAAAANNNNNN?” Morning wood is no joke. After verifying it has nothing to do with piss, you need to stick it in something before work. Your cock thumping the underside of your desk all day will disturb the rest of the wage slaves […]
Tag: Tom Pollock
Here Are All The Dicks, Loads & Cum-Hungry Sluts You’re Missing On Bel Ami!
So, um, why aren’t we making a bigger deal about the fact that Bel Ami‘s releasing 30 new hardcore scenes this month? If you’re the type who likes ’em young, hung and covered in cum, then screw everyone else on your holiday list and treat […]
In Praise of Jim Kerouac’s Delicious Cock, Six Pack Abs & Thoroughly Lickable Balls
For all the jokes I make about Bel Ami models being almost indistinguishable from one another, there are a few performers on their roster who truly stand out when they’re not thrown into an unnecessarily large bareback orgy with anywhere from 4 to 79 twinks moaning […]
Twink Tank: Johnny Bloom & Tom Pollock
Good news! After months of waiting for his grand return, Lukas Ridgeston has finally made his way back to Bel Ami! The bad news is that he’s only arrived in two-dimensional form, appearing in a book that Tom Pollock browses through in his new scene […]