Monday 02nd May 2016,
Jack Mackenroth is 47 MF’ing Years Old Somehow

Jack Mackenroth is 47 MF’ing Years Old Somehow

May 1, 2016 | No Comments

Yet, on his firm, round ass, time stands still. I don’t get it.    We missed yet another hot guy...

You Had Me At “Dirty Sex Pig”

You Had Me At “Dirty Sex Pig”

May 1, 2016 | No Comments

These fucking Stags! Who can contain them!   I still haven’t figured Stag Homme out from last week, but what...

Morning Wood

Morning Wood

May 1, 2016 | No Comments

Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage,...

Fucking My Gym Trainer

Fucking My Gym Trainer

Apr 30, 2016 | No Comments

Why does this gym have a sign that says “Bon Appetit?”   You know what? I’m already overthinking it.  ...

And Now, Free Rimming Lube

And Now, Free Rimming Lube

Apr 30, 2016 | No Comments

Wait – somebody made a lube you can put in your mouth!?   For me, one of the worst things...

Huge Dicks: The Currency of the Future

Huge Dicks: The Currency of the Future

Apr 30, 2016 | No Comments

This feels like a next-level Apple Pay commercial.   Is your car stuck at the mechanic’s again?! Does your fat-ass’d...

Morning Wood

Morning Wood

Apr 29, 2016 | No Comments

Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage,...

Do I Have a Crush On a Butt?

Do I Have a Crush On a Butt?

Apr 28, 2016 | No Comments

I think I have a crush on a butt.   This BadPuppy solo clip starring Marek Polan (I don’t know...

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