You may have heard that Manhunt‘s 50% OFF for a limited time only. We’ll be celebrating this glorious occasion on Friday when we announce the 100 hottest members featured on the blog this year… But for now? We’ll ease you in slowly with the top ten Manhunt Now lists of 2014.
Yes, you read that correctly—this is a list full of lists. If you’re wondering whether I have any regrets about compiling this, the answer is a big fat “no” with a ribbon wrapped around it. There were some extremely attractive men included on these lists, and most of them weren’t eligible for Friday’s countdown. They deserve to have their moment, and you deserve to masturbate to their pictures.
Also, you deserve to masturbate to some free porn! That’s why Manhunt has introduced a brand new perk for unlimited members. It’s called TugHub, and if you’ve logged onto the site within the past day, it’s likely you’ve noticed it prominently placed on the right side of your MH home page.
The basic premise of TugHub is simple. You get access to a library of adult films at no extra charge, featuring notable names like Andrew Justice, Austin Wilde, Rafael Alencar, Maverick Men, Adam Wirthmore, Phenix Saint, Pierre Fitch, Christian Wilde and the late Arpad Miklos. Additional videos will be added on a weekly basis, and rumor has it there’s a possibility of exclusive content down the line (especially if TugHub becomes popular amongst Manhunt users).
Lastly, while I’m sure this doesn’t add any incentive for 99% of you, I’d like to mention that if I ever post a sex tape on the internet—beyond that porno I appeared in when I was an 18 year-old twink—my current plan will be to release it exclusively on TugHub for the people of Manhunt.
Make of that information what you will.
– Dewitt
Take a look at the top ten Manhunt Now lists of 2014 below:
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10. 50 BODIES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE BANGIN’:
We wrote: “The headless torso shot gets a bad reputation in the Manhunt world. If you require some level of discretion or your body be bangin’, you won’t find me complaining that you’re forcing me to stare at a place I’d like to jizz upon while riding your dick. Nine times out of ten, these guys have face pics if you ask politely enough… And you know what? It probably wouldn’t kill you to meet someone for drinks/coffee/blowjobs without seeing their face beforehand. I’ve done it on several occasions in the past, and I’ve got to say, I was pleasantly surprised by each individual experience.”
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9. BEYOND THE NAKED MIRROR SELFIE: 12 PICS THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION:
We wrote: “In my personal opinion, every single one of your Manhunt pictures should show off a new and unique aspect of you, whether it be a different part of your body, a different angle of said part or a different side of your personality. Each available slot on your profile is an opportunity to convince people that you’re worth meeting or chatting with, and if those pictures are merely saying ‘He looks good in this one pose, from this one angle with this one facial expression’, then you’re not really utilizing your space to your best ability.”
EDITOR’S NOTE: The next day, I wrote a defense of the naked mirror selfie.
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8. 10 MEN I WANT INSIDE OF MY STUPID BUTT:
We wrote: “Here’s a list that has everything to do with my personal taste! While the following guys were hand-picked by my colleague to appear in the Manhunt Now newsletter, they were also selected by my stupid butt as people whose dicks need to be inside of me as soon as humanly possible.”
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We wrote: “For those of you who are just joining us, the list you’re about to jerk off to features a handful of guys from our Manhunt Now newsletters who list themselves as versatile on Manhunt. They love to fuck! They love to get fucked! And you can send them all dirty messages right now.”
EDITOR’S NOTE: This was the most popular installment of the (Don’t) Assume The Position series, in which I tried to break down stereotypes of sexual roles by sharing images of real men who identify as tops, versatile tops, 100% versatile, versatile bottoms, bottoms or simply choose to not publicly identify at all.
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6. WE FOUND YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND (OR YOUR FUTURE ONE NIGHT STAND):
We wrote: “If you’re willing to push aside your skepticism over what you can or can’t find on Manhunt, then who knows what possibilities this post could unlock? You might find yourself, years and years from now, rocking in a chair and telling your grandchildren about how you met the love of your life from a blog post. Then they’ll be like, ‘What’s a blog post?’, because the future will be weird and different, and we’ll probably all be having sex with alien robots by then.”
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5. 48 GUYS YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY WANT TO FUCK:
We wrote: “The forty-eight men you’re about to see were included in our Manhunt Now newsletters over the past three weeks, but like many before them, never made it to the blog for some (likely dumb) reason. Honestly, you’re gonna want to slap us in the face when you see how gorgeous some of these guys are… But if we have any say in our own punishment, might we recommend a good, hard spanking? Followed by a good, hard ass pounding? Just a suggestion!”
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4. 8 MEN WHO ARE PACKING 8 INCHES OR MORE:
We wrote: “What qualities classify a ‘big’ dick? Does it have to be extra long, or is girth also a factor that should be considered? These questions have lingered in my brain ever since announcing Big Dick Week here on Manhunt Daily… For the sake of this post, I just made the decision to feature eight Manhunt members who possess, or at least claim to possess, eight inches or more bouncing happily between their legs. A few of them were kind enough to share pictures in their profiles.”
EDITOR’S NOTE: “7 Men With 7 Inches Or More” was not quite as popular.
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3. 40 MEN TO MAKE YOU SAY “WOOF”:
We wrote: “What defines a man who makes you say ‘woof’? This is one of many intense, burning questions we’ll explore throughout #WoofWeek here on Manhunt Daily… The forty men you’re about to see were selected for our various international Manhunt Now newsletters, and I’ve pulled them aside for an unofficial #WoofWeek celebration.”
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Twink Week version “25 Cute Guys Under The Age of 25” was also less popular than the original version.
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2. HERE ARE 11 MEN & THEIR DICKS!:
We wrote: “The eleven men you’re about to see are so fond of their dicks that they want to share them with the world. Thankfully, they’ve chosen Manhunt as the venue to accomplish this task, and after being selected for our Manhunt Now newsletter, they’ve essentially given me permission to share their dicks with all you gentle (and not so gentle) readers at home. Let’s hope you enjoy what they have to offer!”
EDITOR’S NOTE: You might also enjoy “Here Are 26 Men & Their Butts!“
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1. 13 FUZZY GUYS WHO MIGHT MAKE YOUR DICK HARD:
We wrote: “This list goes out to my fellow lovers of beards and body hair! My brain has been running in seventeen different directions the past few weeks, but if there’s one thing I know with any certainty, it’s that I’d bury my face in all thirteen of these dudes’ butts (or let them do the same to me)… Or, you know, if they’re not into rimjobs, we can work something else out. I just want to make them cum. All of them. At the same time. On my face.”
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1) Thank you for the free tughub porn! I highly recommend “Brock & Josh [forgot his last name]” “Trevor Knight”, “Jayden Gray” “Drew [forgot his last name]” and “Andrew Justice”.
2) In the future if you get any dumb comments from readers who complain about a lack of diversity when creating lists, just direct them to this post to shut them up.
3) dude in #8 list …holy fuck
scrolls down to (1)… *faints*
HOLY FUCKING HELL! How did I miss your porn star confession the first time around? That’s so great that you’re owning it. Don’t let shame get added to your game. I’m certain that I’m not the only one who has secretly fantasized about being hot enough to do porn and then actually doing it. You go boy!
I love your soul. Thank you, darling.