We’re starting a very biased campaign to get Colby Melvin into first place on The Ten. This doesn’t stem from any disrespect for our current champion Julian Gabriel Hernandez! He’s pretty much the definition of “papaballs”… But, uh, we need a change of scenery! It gets boring when the same person wins over and over again (unless that person is Todd Sanfield and he makes unfulfilled promises to spread his butt cheeks after nine consecutive wins).
So without further ado, here’s a list of eleven reasons you should vote for Colby Melvin. None of them involve him spreading his butt cheeks (yet).
– Dewitt
Click through to find out why you need to vote for Colby:
1. This picture of Colby in a singlet: I don’t know about you, but none of the guys on my college wrestling team looked like this. This picture makes me want to recreate this porn scene, with Colby playing the same role as Jimmy Fanz (including the part where he gets fucked upside-down and jizzes on his own face).
2. He doesn’t mind being put in a cage: This is actually Manhunt‘s dunk tank at San Diego LGBT Pride this past weekend… But in case you had any plans to kidnap Colby and lock him up in your basement, we can safely assume that he’d be a very happy captive. Look at that smile!
3. He is probably a huge bottom: I kid, I kid! Of course, you can’t help but wonder if that’s true when you look at this picture from the set of Andrew Christian‘s “Jockstrap Cowboys”. Couldn’t you imagine Colby sprawled out on his stomach, reaching back to grab Brandon Brown‘s ass and push him deeper inside? We can.
4. Those eyes: They are beautiful. This picture doesn’t even capture the full beauty of Colby’s eyes, and yet you still feel like he’s looking at you like you’re the only boy in the world. Speaking of which, apologies to the blond girl and cute twink we cropped out of this photo! Right now, Colby is the only boy (or human being) in the world we care about.
5. Those armpits: I can’t be the only one who wants to hop through the computer screen, pin Colby’s wrists above his head and lick those fuzzy pits until he escapes my hold… Um, right?
6. We have a hunch he’s playing for our team: You can never be sure of these things! Quinn Christopher Jaxon is engaged to a woman for cock’s sake! Colby, however, seems to genuinely enjoy kissing other men, and his Twitter feed indicates that he’s at least a gay rights (and gay porn) advocate. Still, you can never be sure of these things!
7. You can dunk one of his balls in your mouth for $1, presumably both for $2: I’m sorry! That’s not what the sign’s suggesting? Oh well.
8. He has an incredible laugh: Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! You’re so funny, Colby. I love laughing with you, because your laugh sounds like wind chimes having sex with bacon. <— That’s what I imagine I’d say if I ever had the opportunity to laugh with Colby Melvin. I’ve actually never heard his laugh.
9. DAT ASS: Enough said.
10. He’s down on his knees, begging you to vote for him: Actually, he’s just down on his knees in front of Brandon Brown. There’s no begging involved. You don’t need to beg for it when you’re as hot as Colby! Especially when you’re willing to be the meat in a fuck sandwich.
11. If you catch him go-go dancing, he’ll let you bite his ass: Perhaps “let” is too strong of a word! Technically, we’re not sure if the biting was consensual, but this behind-the-scenes video from “Jockstrap Cowboys” (which, oddly enough, might be even hotter than the actual video) told us that it happened.
Also? This video is hot. Watch this video. Then vote for Colby.
I agree he’s hot and I want him as number one this week, but also hoping he’ll show peen and/or do a hardcore scene 🙂
Well, you never know! There’s a huge overlap between the models from Andrew Christian and Randy Blue. 😛
I love this guy ! He’s amazing
I did like this better than the actual vid. Who knew a guy who could drive a tractor was a sexy thing? Most of the guys who drive tractors that I’ve fucked had old balls. Quinn Christopher Jaxon is married? To a woman? I need proof.
Colby is a hottie!!!!!!!!!!!!
He looks like he loves to have fun
Colby very hot
He’s like a leaner, scruffier version of Lukas Ridgestone. To me, he looks sexier in the blue shorts than a jockstrap.
I’m probably in the minority, but I never thought of jockstraps as sexy. It’s the same thing with daisy chaining; they feel good, but look silly.
Oh, the photos I could post of when he lived in Houston….
I totally agree to the fact that he’s awsome, so sexy, so cute, outrageous and has the best butts i’ve evere seen. He’s so beautiful in those jockstraps because he looks so hottie and makes me that hard that i feel like coming just to see him from behind.Uff….
Sorry, he ain’t all that – or a bag of chips. I’d rather have a real man in the #1 spot. Oh, and besides . . . the push to get him to the top of the ‘top 10’ . . . . wouldn’t have anything to do with the photos of him sporting the “Manhunt” logo on his chest, now would it? Now that would be totally unbiased, eh?
Um, when did I say this campaign was “unbiased”? Kindly consider rereading the first sentence of this post.
He’s adorable but you totally busted a huge bubble for me with the bombshell you dropped about Quinn. It does explain a lot however. Side note: isn’t Colby about the only AC model that we haven’t seen naked somewhere…or have we (“we” really means “you”) and you aren’t sharing?
I have not, personally, seen Colby naked. I’d like to change that in the near future, though I doubt he’d drop trou for a scrawny bearded boy like me. :*(
Well throw your Manhunt blogger weight around, boy, and tell him that if he wants to reign supreme on The Ten (and who wouldn’t really?), we need to see the peen. Clearly it’s a questionable career move for him…but I’m okay with that.
Quinn C. Jaxxon:
Sólo deseo una cosa para tí: ¡QUE VAYAS A CHINGAR A TU MADRE! CABRÓN, CULERO, HIJO DE LA CHINGADA, HETEROSEXUAL DE MIERDA.
Jugaste con los deseos, sentimientos y necesidades sexuales y sociales de los hombres gays, sólo para llenarte los bolsillos. La neta ¡QUE POCA MADRE TIENES, CABRÓN! ¡QUE FALTA DE HUEVOS LOS TUYOS!
Lo que tienes de buen cuerpo y guapo, NO TE SIRVE DE NADA, pues ERES CAGADA, ERES MIERDA, culero.
Más te vale que ojalá NO VENGAS A MÉXICO NUNCA PORQUE TE VOY A PARTIR TU PUTA MADRE, HIJO DE LA CHINGADA. ¡PENDEJO!
Todos los hombres de buen cuerpo SON HETEROSEXUALES Y TODOS SON UNA BOLA DE HIJOS DE LA CHINGADA.
Quinn Christopher Jaxon: Es un HIJO DE LA CHINGADA NADA MÁS. No tuvo el cabrón, que se burló de nuestros sentimientos.
estoy de acuerdo contigo teco. que poca vergüenza tienen estos tipos. todos ellos merecen que los maten y destruyan por completo. como a ese imbécil que mecionas o la porquería de mierda de logan mccree, son todos mierda, basura sin sentido. Ten por seguro que algún día alguien se encargará de hacerles pagar tanto sufrimiento que han causado a nuestra sociedad cultural y ni oportunidad de arrepentirse se les concederá.
Un HOMBRE verdaderamente GAY no tiene ni ha tenido nunca sexo con una mujer, ni siquiera jamás ha besado a una. Todos aquellos que dicen serlo, se burlan de quienes sí somos.. y por eso merecen morir!!!!!!!!
I love both boys, Brandon Robert Brown and Colby Melvin. They are so cute and sweet. They are Lovebirds. They must be always together. I really would sleep with them one night in my life in the same bed, to feel their manhood…