In case you’ve already forgotten, the DILF god known as Christopher Meloni will be appearing on the fifth season of HBO’s True Blood. This is exciting for a variety of reasons, most of which involve Christopher Meloni naked. After all, it’s a well-documented fact that True Blood is a show about naked people who sometimes interact with vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters and other supernatural beings.
As a celebration of Christopher Meloni’s potential nakedness, we’ve compiled this photo essay entitled “14 Reasons To Be Excited For Season 5 of True Blood“. The alternative title is “Pictures of People You Might See Naked On Season 5 of True Blood“. Enjoy!
– Dewitt
Photos via: HBO Watch
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Ladies.
More ladies.
Even more ladies.
Gosh, there are so many ladies.
This is not a lady… AND YOUR BODY IS NOT READY FOR HIM:
Chris Meloni should be naked in every role he plays — it should be a law. I think I’ll contact my congressman. Better yet, I’m in South Carolina. Sen. Lindsay Graham will definitely be onboard with that!!!
Cant wait to watch Pam again…love her one liners! I constantly daydream about Alcide, so I’m totally stoked for the new season. **I wanna do bad things with you!**
What about the sexy Jason Stackhouse?
OH CHRIS MELONI!!!!!
VAMPYR! http://www.hbo.com/true-blood/index.html#/true-blood/about/video/season-5-vampyr-tease.html/eNrjcmbOYM5nLlTPz0lxzEvMqSzJTA5ITE-1S8xN1SzLTEnNh4k65+eVpFaUcDIyskknlpbkF+QkVtqWFJWmsjGyMQIAUKwXOA==
Sadly, there were no promo shots of him in this set!
Leave out the ladies and …Hell yeah!! Specially Chris Meloni
When is it premiering? Anyone know?
Meloni!
June 24th
Thank you Darson, I can t wait!
start up a petition and i will sign it……