Oh artsy hipster boys! Even when you put sexually explicit videos in reverse and set them to a bad Leona Lewis MIDI, I can't even count the number of boners I have for you. Go-go boy Richert Schnorr submitted this video of him getting a haircut […]
Month: July 2009
Pedro Neschling Gets Wet For Tpm
One of my many fantasy worlds is inhabited by sexy men wearing nothing but wet white undergarments. When Debby Gram did this photo shoot of Brazilian actor Pedro Neschling for Tpm magazine, she must have had me in mind. Too bad she didn't get to the […]
Chris Brown Reads An Apology Written By Someone Else
Now I realize my feelings on the whole Chris Brown and Rihanna incident are stronger than the average guy's, but I feel no need to hold back when responding to this video apology from the pint-sized R&B twink. Let's start with the part where I call […]
The iBum Makes Butt Pictures Easy
Have you ever tried to photocopy a picture of your ass? Of course you have! Well, the process could become a lot easier if Japanese interactive designer Tomomi Sayuda has anything to say about it. Her iBum invention prints out a butt photo of the individual […]
Labor Pains, Emphasis On The Pain
I'm glad I'm not the only one who watched Lindsay Lohan in ABC Family's Labor Pains. In an attempt to show that a large portion of the movie's lines were directly related to the life of the fallen young actress, Rich Juzwiak of fourfour compiled this […]
When Fandom Goes Wrong
Oh, hell to the no! Here's a bit of advice. If you're planning on getting a tattoo, you better be prepared to stick with it for a long-ass time. In other words, you probably shouldn't print the lyrics of Britney Spears' "Circus" on your back […]
Drinking Sprite In Germany Is Clearly More Fun
A couple of banned German Sprite commercials have been making the rounds, and I can't figure out why they'd ever be banned. I mean, what's so wrong with implied facials? Aside from the fact that their carbonated cumshots are ridiculously huge, absolutely nothing. I'd complain that […]
Should Sexuality Be Considered When Placing College Roommates?
Parents of incoming college students are absolutely insane. I spent a summer working in residential life, and you wouldn't believe some of the stuff they came up with. If someone called to complain that their son needed a single because of his tendency to sing […]
Drawn To You: Brian Kenny
We kind of have a crush on New York-based artist Brian Kenny. We're not trying to imply anything, but you may be seeing a lot more of him in the near future. Right now, you'll just be seeing a bit of his art. Oh, jeez! […]
Random Question: Does A Straight Man’s Desire To Have a MMF Threesome Make Him Gay?
If a supposedly straight man wants to have a threesome with his female partner and another man, does that mean he's actually gay? I raise this question after watching Margaret Cho's Beautiful. The self-proclaimed queer comedian makes a joke about "dick training wheels" and guys […]