Paste Magazine describes indie darling Joanna Newsom's latest album Have One On Me as "the finest two-hour, harp-driven, three-disc opus of the year." Obviously, this declarative statement isn't saying much, considering that nobody else will ever attempt such an ambitious and slightly pretentious achievement. Yet Newsom somehow […]
Month: February 2010
Caption This: Olympic Wrestling
Are the Olympics over yet? I'm all for the world's most talented athletes competing in grueling competitions, but they're seriously starting to fuck with my television-watching habits. Plus, there's not enough jerk-off material in winter sports. As much as it was nice to see peen […]
Penis Pants Are So Hot Right Now
Is that a prominently placed fabric penis on the outside of your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Wait, it's actually just a piece from Isabel Mastache's Fall-Winter 2010 collection? That's awfully disappointing! Also, it's utterly ridiculous. Who would ever wear something […]
Aural Only: Toni Braxton
Let's face the facts. Toni Braxton will never record a song that's more successful than "Un-Break My Heart". But despite her career peeking in 1996, there's still hope for her becoming a gay club fixture, as she shifts that powerful alto to the dancefloor on […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Snatch Game
Holy crap! Did you catch RuPaul's Drag Race last night? There were too many laugh-out-loud moments to even list, and a lip-synch battle that you don't want to miss. The episode began with a challenge inspired by Bob Barker and The Price Is Right, as […]
Frat Boys? Naked Twister? Yes Please.
It's time for a serious question, guys. Why would any group of adults choose to play Twister with their clothes on? The game was practically invented to fuel sexual tension, so why not just skip the foreplay and get right to the action? Is it […]
Everything Butt: Danny Drake
What's in a name? Danny Drake has
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Blockage
Sure, the title of this edition of iPhone Wars may be incredibly unsexy for various reasons, but we're convinced that the four guys we've chosen to compete should fulfill your sexy quota for the day. Unfortunately, they're all hiding their crotches behind random objects, so […]
Quickie: Craig Malozzi
Much like Tyler Lough's
Popular Demand: Gaga Vagina & Fridge Jock
Despite our status as a blog specializing in naked men, Manhunt Daily's Most Popular entry from the past week was about a woman's vagina. I should probably clarify that this wasn't just any woman. It was none other than Lady Gaga! You can now sleep at […]