Oh, have you heard? When God is angry, he makes it rain! And he makes it rain dead birds. That’s the story according to Cindy Jacobs, a “prophet” who claims the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is directly related to hundreds of mysterious bird […]
Month: January 2011
Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Gay Men Vs. Dancing Queens
In one corner, we have openly gay performers Kendall and Ricky Martin. Although they’re both very different artists, the two men have just released surprisingly mellow singles. And they both appear shirtless (or wearing less) in their new music videos. Their competitors, Robbie Williams and Rihanna, […]
Landon Conrad Pounds Jake Steel In “Hot Property”
You’d think that once you’ve seen a million gigantic penises, you’ve pretty much seen them all. Au contraire, my friend! Landon Conrad transcends beyond your average well-hung porn star. It’s almost as if his cock is perpetually rock solid, pointing straight up to the sky […]
Bi The Way: Cody Cummings Takes It Up The Butt
Would it kill Cody Cummings to bend over and take a good pounding? Ever since launching his solo site, the porn hunk has consistently teased fans with his virgin butthole. Remember that time Parker London stuck a lollipop up there? Or perhaps you were more […]
Celebrity Skin: Jake Gyllenhaal
The entire marketing campaign for Love & Other Drugs revolved around Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway promising a whole lot of gratuitous nudity. Consequently, the internet exploded when an alleged dick picture of Gyllenhaal made the rounds. Was it actually his penis? Or just some […]
Quickie: Colby Erskin
What’s better than watching football? Watching really hot football players strip down to their underwear! Colby Erskin is a former Division I collegiate athlete, who recently decided to try his hand at modeling. And from the looks of his first shoot, all those hard hours […]
Hot Flash: Jurgen Katzengruber
Why is this man touching himself? Duh, because he’s so excited about Jurgen Katzengruber‘s photography! This guy studied under the direction of fashion designer Vivienne Westwood, and it’s quite possible that he picked up on a smidgen of her creative energy. Only in his case, […]
Would You Hit That?: Daniel Tosh
I’m not sure how I feel about Daniel Tosh. The politically incorrect comedian acts as the host of Comedy Central’s Tosh.0, a series which pokes fun at online video clips, pop culture and current events. According to his own words, he’s not a racist, misogynistic […]
Caption This: Hulk Hogan
You may not understand why this picture is appearing in our Caption This series. Exactly what does a Hulk Hogan action figure have to do with penis jokes and immature humor? Well, before we continue this conversation, it should be noted this is the cropped […]
Aural Only: Britney Spears
We really can’t win when it comes to Britney Spears‘ new single “Hold It Against Me”. If we say we love it, the uber-masculine Nazis will call us flaming queens and condemn us to homosexual hell. If we say we hate it, the overly obsessive […]