Picture it. David Bottrell is this hot scruffy dude who moves in next door. He’s always jogging through the neighborhood shirtless, sweat dripping down from his furry torso. His shorts leave very little to the imagination. Those hairy legs beckon for another man’s touch, and […]
Month: August 2011
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Devious Duos
This is one of those rounds of iPhone Wars where you’ll either instantly choose a favorite or spend hours in indecision. I mean, how does one even begin to explain the eight contestants in today’s “Battle of The Devious Duos“? The first and last pairs […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: Dancing With The Stars, Season 1,456,032
They announced the line-up for the next Dancing With The Stars, and it’s actually kind of interesting. You’ve got the transgendered Chaz Bono, television justice banshee Nancy Grace, Ricki Lake, and Carson Kressley! That chick’s still around? Good on her! “Fuck, Marry, Block” just put […]
Magical Drag Queen Turns YMCA Pool Into Aquatic Orgy
You’re not going to see THAT post title just anywhere. Check out this intense clip from German director Kai Stänicke. “Cold Star” is a fable about how being yourself, standing up to bullying, and making out with an elderly yet fabulous drag queen will release […]
Caption This: Beach Bums
Three young men are sprawled out on their beach towels, basking in the summer sunlight. One of them is completely naked. Another has his trunks pulled down just past his buttocks. The third and final lad appears to have drifted off into dream-world, with his […]
Prince Harry Is All Wet
Can you imagine how many camera phones, Flips, and handicams came out of pockets and purses when this went down? Prince Harry was whooping it up at a nightclub in Croatia (cuz’ that’s how he do) and, besides feeling free enough (*hiccup*) to dance that […]
Steve Cruz Pulled Over (And Then Some) By Officer Scott Tanner
Steve Cruz has been bad. Very, very bad, from the looks of it. I’m not sure exactly what he’s done wrong, but when Officer Scott Tanner gets a hold of him the punishment is swift and fierce. And really, really fucking hot. Because honestly anything […]
Celebrity Skin: Viggo Mortensen
In recent times, most male full-frontal scenes in movies are played for comedy. When Jason Segel or Ken Jeong bounce their dicks out for the audience, it’s for a gasp and a belly laugh. Although, I’m sure some of us rewound a certain scene from […]
Quickie: Yahya Doğu Demir
Yahya Doƒüu Demir is a twenty-three-year old model from Turkey, seen here in an editorial shot for the Turkish version of Elle. His pretty, pretty eyes are covered by (actually kinda hot) sunglasses in the best shots, but after looking at these photos I’m half […]
Would You Hit That?: “Jo Calderone”
The only thing worth paying attention to at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards was Beyonce’s belly, and that’s because rarely has there been a showier way of telling the world you got knocked up. Besides egomaniacal stunts like that to break up the boredom, […]