This is, quite possibly, my favorite edition of Secret Sex ever. The Swan of Finland is a 42 year-old gentleman in Las Vegas who wears many hats—competitive bodybuilder, model, (straight) porn star, stripper and “rock star”. He’s actually very easy on the eyes! You know, […]
Month: October 2011
Layton Draper: The Movie!
Layton Draper is the hotness that FINALLY kicked Bo Roberts off of “The Ten.” Bo’s sexy ass was up there for what seemed like weeks! But then Layton and his spandex rolled up, flexed a little, and it was a whole new regime. To celebrate […]
Mitch Branson, Reese Rideout & Chris Rockway Star In “The Coach” (But Not The Version You Remember)
I can’t even begin to tell you the number of times I’ve jerked off to “The Coach“. This particular Randy Blue scene—starring Mitch Branson (then Mitchel Stone), Reese Rideout and Chris Rockway—is a modern classic, and it’s guaranteed to induce boners for anyone who’s ever […]
The Ten: Another Win For Layton Draper
Congratulations to Layton Draper! The “Unbreakable” male model has done it again, as he defeats our former three-week champion Bo Roberts on The Ten. Will today’s newcomers be able to give him a run for his money? Stay tuned in to find out! In case […]
Woof Alert: George
That dick looks like some sort of industrial hose. That’s a formidable dick! Meet George. And that”s all we know about him. George. He’s got the slabs of muscle and the sexy fur coat. His penis looks like it could do some hot damage when […]
Quickie: Stuart Reardon
There was a brief moment where I hesitated about posting Stuart Reardon as today’s Quickie. Why? Because I was worried the anti-tattoo mafia would swoop down and whack me with their harsh words. Eventually, it occurred to me that I shouldn’t really give a fuck, […]
Gloria Estefan Is Back!
This popped up in our mailbox last week: Pop Icon Gloria Estefan releases her newest album, Miss Little Havana produced by Pharrell Williams – available on iTunes and exclusively at Target! Yeah, I ‘m not a giant fan of Gloria Estefan. But I know she’s […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Men of Falcon’s “Roughin’ It 2”
Brace yourselves for another round of Fuck Vs. Fuck! To make up for last week’s “oral only” affair, we’ve thrown together eight of Falcon‘s hottest stars for an epic showdown. Who will be crowned as the best top? The best bottom? Their fate is in […]
Who Would You Rather?: Celebrities And Their Big Mouths
You can always count on a celebrity to occasionally steamroll over his publicist with his tongue, and utter some complete bullshit that spins everyone into a tizzy. By “everyone,” we mean those who take these dumb sluts seriously. Come now. Just because you look pretty […]
When Good Gay Viral Goes Bad
If you’ve seen Internet sensation Drew Droege’s latest “I am Chloe Sev-EH-NEEE” vid, you know that it’s actually a big ole’ commercial for some jewelry designer. UGH. Nothing’s worse than when our gay viral heroes sell out and start shilling products in the midst of […]