Oh, by the way, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! We couldn’t let this day go by without an obligatory joke about “stuffing”, so we saved this week’s edition of Twink Tank for the occasion. Why? Because Calvin Koons is a total slut for cock, and there’s a whole […]
Month: November 2011
Things We’re Thankful For: Magic Mike
Magic Mike is the upcoming Steven Soderbergh flick about male strippers, and we’re all praying for dick. It’s Soderbergh, so it might…actually… possibly… maybe… have at least a glimpse of mainstream celeb cock. It stars Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, and Matthew […]
Ask Benjamin Godfre Anything. Yes, Anything.
Benjamin Godfre, who you may otherwise recognize as this week’s “sexiest man of the moment”, has been an awfully good sport about all the inappropriate things we say about his penis. He even reached out to thank us for writing so much about him! Usually, […]
Vincius Goulard: Summer Is Only 8 Months Away!
Happy Thanksgiving. Winter is coming. Soon there’s going to be cars stuck in snowbanks, slush puddles to step in, and you and the rest of the hot guys will be wearing as many layers as possible so your nipples don’t crack and fall off. FUCK […]
Jeremy Renner Isn’t Gay, He’s Just Very Busy
Jeremy Renner is the hotsy actor from The Hurt Locker who wowed the panties off of everyone, and is currently hot shit in Hollywood. He’s about to pop up in every movie except those on Lifetime Television, so (inevitably) gay rumors are a-flyin’. When it […]
Secret Sex: Jason Mraz
We’re supposed to like Jason Mraz because he supports gay rights and marriage equality, but I am incapable of doing so for a few small reasons—a) I’m a music snob, b) I’m a music snob, and c) I’m a music snob. Granted, there are going […]
The Ten: Take A Wild Guess Who Won This Round…
It should come as no surprise to you that Benjamin Godfre placed first on this week’s edition of The Ten. We already told you this was going to happen, and it was bound to happen whether we told you or not. There were over five-thousand […]
Tom Wolfe Rides Bareback In The Trailer For “Cowboys”
Okay, so we’re not totally lying with the title of this post! Tom Wolfe does, in fact, ride bareback in the trailer for Raging Stallion‘s Cowboys, except it’s not the sort of bareback riding that’ll cause a shitstorm in our comments section. He’s just riding […]
Damien Walters: Parkour Was Already Sexy, But Check This Out
You are probably going to watch this hotness multiple times like I did. I can’t believe there’s no wires and in many cases not a net to speak of! Parkour is that sport(?) in which dudes run around jumping off of buildings, and flipping over […]
Quickie: Philip Muscato
I’m running my fingers through Philip Muscato‘s hair. My hand drifts down his cheek and parts his lips gently, as I press them against mine with the utmost passion. Fuck, I want him! The lust takes over me. I tug him by the hair and […]