We’re going to start featuring cock-stiffening athletes WAY more often. The gay marriage-supportive and sexy-thighed Australian rugger David Pocock got a big response. Here’s our follow-up – South African rugby player Pierre Spies. He can lift giant monster truck tires, and cause you to burst […]
Month: December 2011
Quotable Cuntiness: Louis Virtel
Our favorite bitch on the internet, Louis Virtel, busts out more of his “rimjob rhetoric” in the eighth installment of Verbal Voguing. This time, he takes on modern youth culture and does the best Zooey Deschanel impression that we’ve ever seen. Also, he says this: […]
Flashback Friday: Bo Richards
Winter is my least favorite season. I am a fragile flower with very little meat on my bones, so the cold air just seeps through all my layers and brings out this insane anger within me. Of course, this isn’t always a bad thing. It […]
Discuss: Lady Gaga’s “Marry The Night” Music Video
DEWITT: I wish they had just given me the gummi bears, instead of making me sit through a nearly fourteen-minute long “music video”. FRIEND OF DEWITT: I wish they gave me the knife.
Now Taking Nominees: 2011’s Hottest Cock Sluts
This Saturday, we’ll be kicking off our first of many “Best of 2011” posts with a countdown of this year’s most popular butts. It’s sure to get all the “ass men” out there drooling, but is it always enough to just have a good butt? […]
Why Are We So Obsessed With The Size Of Our Dicks?
You know what – I’ll admit it. I’m not that impressive in the pants area. It’s true. J. Harvey is a grower not a shower. I’m just fine when you get me revved up, but I won’t be posting pics showing off my lack of […]
The Cock Buffet: New Gay Porn With Patrick O’Brien, Johnny Hazzard, Leo Forte, Arpad Miklos & More!
Due to the holiday season, we’re catching up with some Thanksgiving leftovers on today’s installment of The Cock Buffet. Thankfully, the extra time has allowed us to round up some of the hottest porn scenes, including a surprise turn from Patrick O’Brien (pictured above) that […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: American Horror Story, Part 2
(Note – the following contains minor SPOILERS for American Horror Story. Fair warning.) American Horror Story and it’s completely ridic, over-the-top, crazy ghost bullshit makes my Wednesday nights so much better. Because it’s a chance for me to change the channel on Pawn Stars. Pawn […]
Fox News 25 Boston Is The Devil
Fox News 25 here in Manhunt’s home state of Massachusetts pulled some shady shit. In an “investigative report” on their 10 PM broadcast two nights ago, “reporter” Mike Beaudet rolled up on Mystic Valley Regional Charter School teacher and English department chair Kevin Hogan in […]
Have You Ever: Freaked Out About Getting Tested?
I remember the first time I got tested for HIV. It was my first year in college, and it should have happened sooner than it did. You see, if you can believe it or not, I was rather promiscuous in my youth. I had a […]