“I asked him if he’s elected, how does he plan to engage gay Americans. How are we to support him? And he told me to support Obama… When you ask somebody a question and you expect them to support all Americans and have everyone’s general […]
Month: December 2011
Aural Fixation: Which Song Should Be Playing In The Background When I Make A Sex Tape With Conner Habib?
Rumor has it that J. Harvey and I will be attending the 2012 Cybersocket Web Awards. Though we can’t be sure we’ll return with a phallic glass trophy that we can hold next to our penises, we’re going to try our best to awkwardly interact […]
For Your Consideration: Marc Dylan’s Perpetually Starving Butthole & This Orgy That Happened To It
From Gay Porn Blog to Queer Me Now, muscular power bottom Marc Dylan has been raking in 2011 titles left and right. Bottom of the year! Favorite porn star of the year! Most over-exposed performer of the year! “Holy shit, how the fuck is your […]
Is Trent Locke The Hottest Cock Slut of 2011?
It’s going to be damn near impossible to name 2011’s Hottest Cock Slut. Upon announcing our extensive list of nominees, there was one name that kept showing up in your comments more than others. Trent Locke. Should we take that as a signal that he […]
Quickie: Johnnie
Move over, Anderson Cooper! There’s a new silver fox in town, and his name is Johnnie. With his eraser nips, furry chest and more-salt-than-pepper locks, this bona fide DILF could easily claim the news anchor and talk show host’s coveted throne. Feel free to compare […]
Twink Tank: Aiden Summers
Aiden Summers is the kind of boy I had wet dreams about in college. Dark bangs that scream “MySpace, circa 2004!”, neon-colored undies made for ripping off with my teeth, and (perhaps most importantly) an insatiable hunger for cock. Yeah. I can see exactly how […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boners (Part II)
Everyone loves a good, hard cock! Today’s round of iPhone Wars centers around four men with raging erections. Yes, we just said “erection”. Don’t look at us like that! Using the word “erection” is overly clinical and therefore hilarious. Would you prefer we called it […]
“Tallafornia”: Ireland, Why?
Argh, Jersey Shore has made so much money for MTV that every nation feels they have to hop on the bandwagon. Ireland is giving us Tallafornia. It’s the saga of a bunch of douches from West Dublin’s Tallaght neighborhood in one house being as gross […]
Bi The Way: The Best Bisexual Action of 2011
Wait, do you guys actually hate Cody Cummings? We’re starting to doubt the sincerity of your angry comments, because three of his scenes appear in our 2011 round-up of the most popular Bi The Way entries. Are you guys secretly in love with Cody Cummings!?!? […]
The Tim Tebow Conundrum: I’m Kinda Irritated With My Dick
I have a confession to make – I think Tim Tebow is the sexiest piece of pro football ass since Adam Vinatieri kicked the Pats into a Superbowl win and then left for…I have no clue where. I only watch pro football if it’s an […]