Don Chooi is an Auckland-based artist who creates erotic drawings for admirers of big, hairy men. He has an annual tradition of depicting Santa Claus as a hulking muscle bear, slutting it up in a variety of saucy pin-up poses, and it should be noted […]
Month: December 2011
How Do We Feel About Nick Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”?
Nicki Minaj is basically a drag queen who raps. Look, we can try to tiptoe around it, but it’s impossible to ignore that eighty-percent of her (post-slutty-lollipop) style is borrowed from the drag scene. The other twenty-percent comes from the fantasy hair circuit, whose participants […]
Porn + Ornaments = Pornaments
These have probably been written about all over the place, but they’re hilarious enough that we’ll let it slide. Pornaments, as the title of this post suggests, are exactly what they sound like… Is it wrong if we love that Santa has “Dirty Flirty” tattooed […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: COLT’s Manpower
We’re this close to giving the 2011 “Get Inside Me Now” award to Spencer Reed without considering any other competitors. As you might imagine, this particular honor would serve as the companion piece for our currently-unannounced Hottest Cock Slut award, and it’s exactly what it […]
Celebrity Skin: Andrew Lincoln
The second season of AMC’s zombie epic The Walking Dead has shambled and gone, and – eh. Luckily, the season finale was pretty damn good (shouldn’t have opened that barn door) which made up for the boredom that comprised Season 2. Fuck, find Sophia already! […]
Quickie: Erington Moore
‘Tis the season for pics of muscular dudes wearing long underwear! Meet Erington Moore and his abs that’ll make you feel guilty about the bajillion holiday cookies you ate this past weekend (not that we’re speaking from personal experience or anything, and we certainly didn’t […]
Would You Hit That?: Joe Jonas
Joe Jonas was rushed to the ER with stomach pains this weekend. Yes, most of you are all “girlfriend took too many shots in the mouth!” right now. I am, too. We’re bad. Every generation has to sacrifice at least one male celebrity to the […]
Who The Hell Won: Week Of 12/12/11
You’ll have to forgive my sluggish posting today, I’m still recovering from Manhunt’s party here in Boston on Saturday night. There were a lot of porn stars at the House of Blues shaking dick and ass on platforms and it was sort of a late […]
More Videos of Jesse Jackman Being Likable & Lickable
Just so you know we’re not playing favorites, here’s a picture of Titan Men exclusive Jesse Jackman posing with fellow gay porn star Dirk Caber. Apparently, both of these absurdly handsome gentlemen made appearances on the final stop of the Manhunt X tour, this past […]
It’s Not Fair That Marc Jacobs Gets All The Hot Dick…
Seriously, it’s bad enough that Marc Jacobs is a formerly flabby bitch turned body fascist and I can’t fit my Irish pudge into any of his overpriced fug clothing. Then he goes and has every handsome model/porn star dick going into his booty hole. Then […]