We’re assuming Lance identifies as straight, since he’s appearing on a site called “Straight Fraternity“. With that said, we can already anticipate the chorus of “Blah blah blah! Any man who takes it up the ass isn’t straight” in the comments section. To which we […]
Month: February 2012
Maximilian Brückner: Best Butt In The World?
Before anyone goes chopping our heads off, it should be clarified that we don’t think Maximilian Brückner has the best butt in the world. Granted, it’s a very nice butt! Don’t get us wrong! It’s just that, well, we tend to prefer things a bit […]
Jessie and The Toy Boys: “Runaway”
Well, this is too fucking precious! While we were spending our Valentine’s Day ordering a 55-gallon tub of lube for our epic group sex session with Kit Harington, Davis, Marc Scalvo, Dante Ferraro, Usher, Kristoff Korvich, these five dudes, Chris Frantisek and Landon Conrad… Wait, […]
A Fun Valentine’s Day Joke! Plus, Some Porn.
QUESTION: How many gay porn twins does it take to screw in a light bulb? ANSWER: We have no clue, because these two are too busy screwing Landon Conrad. We weren’t familiar with Liam and Luca Rosso (also known as “The Rosso Twins“) prior to […]
Quickie: Chris Frantisek
You are going to be impressed by Chris Frantisek‘s equipment. If you’re not, we’d like to know what planet full of extraordinarily well-endowed men you come from, because you don’t see dicks like this every day on Earth (unless you’re looking at them on the […]
Carpophorus: Is It Art? Is It Porn? Is It Art Porn?
Carpophorus is a name of Greek origin that means “fruit-bearer” (Thanks, Wikipedia). It’s also the title of a video by Spanish designer (?) Sergio Montoya, which features a bunch of scantily-clad men lounging about, eating grapes and looking sexy for reasons currently unbeknownst to us. […]
Twink Tank: Kristoff Korvich
“I saw some of your cum shots and I want you to just splatter me with one. I’m a cum slut. I love cum! I can’t get enough, and you have the most awesome cum shots I have ever seen… Here’s the thing. I just […]
Usher Will Make You “Climax”
For the first time in years, Usher has finally released a single that’s as sexy as he is. The song in question, “Climax”, was produced by former M.I.A. collaborator Diplo, and it successfully makes up for Mr. Raymond’s recent string of formulaic dance tracks and, […]
Just In Time For Valentine’s Day…55 Gallons Of Lube
For a truly Manhunt Valentine’s Day experience, buy yourself and your partner FIFTY-FIVE gallons of lube on Amazon! It’s only $1,495! Just keep it beside the bed, roll over, scoop a handful and SPLORCH! With this much fuck jelly, you could try out that “fucking […]
“I’m Gonna Fuck The Cum Out of You”
Happy Valentine’s Day to me! While you’re busy fawning over the monstrous girth of Marc Scalvo‘s member, I’ll be enjoying the sight of Dante Ferraro‘s equally impressive dick shoved deep inside 2011’s Butthole of The Year. If, at any point, Dante ever wants to come […]