I’m more annoyed by Schmidt on New Girl than J. Harvey is by Zooey Deschanel‘s entire existence. Loose translation, for those of you who don’t follow Manhunt Daily religiously? I am extremely annoyed by Schmidt. Whoever dreamt up this character needs to put a bajillion […]
Month: February 2012
François Sagat In Booty Shorts
Good morning! It’s time for some pictures of François Sagat wearing brightly-colored booty shorts. Apparently, these shots were taken by his sister (?) for Charlie by Matthew Zink. Not sure how I’d feel about eye-fucking a camera that my sister’s holding, but I guess François […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Wrapped/Unwrapped
Last week at Manhunt headquarters, a colleague and I were discussing Sean Cody‘s recent wave of bareback scenes. He thought they were hot, because they allowed him to indulge in a fantasy (sex without a condom) that he’d never do in real life. I thought […]
Celebrity Skin: Gareth Thomas
Gareth Thomas has retired from professional “footie” (look – vernacular) but that doesn’t mean he’s retired from the public eye. The first openly gay pro rugby player is now a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. Just like here in the U.S., the […]
Quickie: James Rizzo
Should I even bother writing anything here? Is anyone still reading this? I’m going to assume the answer is “no”, because James Rizzo is eye-fucking you so hard right now that he’s defied the laws of biology, and you’re basically all pregnant with his babies. […]
Would You Hit That?: Blake Shelton
The Voice judge Blake Shelton performed “America The Beautiful” with his wife Miranda Lambert at yesterday’s big game. I missed it (maybe not “missed”) but others informed me they did a good job but Ms. Kelly Clarkson sort of eclipsed them with her bangs and sweet […]
Who The Hell Won: Week of 1/30/12
Well, the New England Patriots sure didn’t. Judging by these pics, however, anyone watching Saturday Night Live this weekend did. DAMN, CHANNING TATUM! Everytime I ask myself how someone with a gay porn name, a face like a slab of hamsteak, and no discernible acting […]
Show Us Your Dicks.
So apparently you do things when we ask you to? Over the weekend, we asked you to show us your butts, and at least six of you listened to us! Never mind that it’s like pulling teeth to get submissions for It Happened On Manhunt! […]
M.I.A. Is Rebellious (Oh, And Madge Wasn’t Bad)
Shit was lavish! How much did that gay Ancient Greek/Roman/Egyptian/She-Ra Princess of Power/Xena/douches in the club/Cheerleading Camp/Jesus Tent Revival gay spectacle cost? “World Peace” in glitter on the floor of a stadium, hot slaves (cheers) pulling your diva float, and making Cee-Lo palatable does not […]
Popular Demand: Top Ten, Ricky Martin & Hot Boyfriends
Good game or something? I’m trying to be a good sport after the Patriots fucked up last night, but I’m basically sitting here crying into my coffee and attempting to distract myself in Rob Ninkovich–Rob Gronkowski sandwich fuck fantasies. It’s not working. Oh well! At […]