Be vewy, vewy quiet! We’re hunting for Czech twinks! Our job would be a lot easier if they weren’t all getting paid to drop their pants on Czech Hunter, but we’re not going to complain too much since they’re all sucking off the site’s camera […]
Month: March 2012
Courtni Starr: “Charlie Brown Teacher”
My new favorite song is over a year old. Though the official music video has around 48,316 views on YouTube, I have neither heard it on the radio or seen it on any blogs I read. This baffles me! The track alone has potential to […]
Marc Dylan Manages To Make Oral Sex Interesting
Oral scenes are, for the most part, the bastard child of the gay porn industry. Any time I’ve ever watched porn with someone else, they fast-forwarded directly to the dick on ass action. It defies logic! Why can’t guys who love long, slow blowjobs last […]
Quickie: Sergio
I challenge you to find a single flaw in MundoMais model Sergio. What’s that you say? I’m sorry! Can you speak up or something? I mean, seriously, if you’re trying to tell me that there’s anything wrong with this man, then all I’m hearing is […]
Twink Tank: Alex Vaara
Congratulations to Cocky Boys for finally forcing me to pay attention to Alex Vaara! His previous efforts for College Dudes and Next Door Twink had never succeeded in making my dick go “boing”, but this latest solo clip has elicited a sudden interest in his […]
How Much Sex Would I Have With Renly Baratheon?
Words can not express how excited I am about Game of Thrones‘ second season. As I make my way through the final pages of George R.R. Martin‘s A Clash of Kings (the second book in the series, for all you non-nerds), I’m gearing up to […]
Bring The Strip Club Directly To Your Laptop
Do you like watching male strippers but hate the idea of fighting with a bunch of drunk queens to shove a dollar bill down some dude’s g-string? Well, good news! With the help of Jimmy Z Productions, we’re going to bring the strip club directly […]
Blake Shelton’s Homophobia Blown To Smithereens By Adam Levine’s Hotness
Blake Shelton recently told MTV News (via Unicorn Booty) that, like the rest of the world, he wants The Voice‘s co-judge Adam Levine’s dick #INHISBUTT. Who doesn’t? Here’s what he said: All I have to say is, it’s true: I have a man crush on […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants (Part V)
Though I’m sure I’ll be proven wrong in a matter of seconds, this feels like the most evenly-matched round of iPhone Wars in months. Not being a size queen, Contestant A is my personal favorite, with his meaty legs, beautiful cock and overall DILF appeal. […]
Awkward In Groups
One of my favorite people on the internet, Matthew Lawrence, just wrote a piece for Salon about his first experience with group sex. It’s a fascinating and delightfully uncomfortable story. You can read the whole thing here, though I’ve included an excerpt after the jump […]