I’m not sure what he won besides the “Looks Good In A Spandex Tank” contest. He’s definitely fantasizable. Welcome to “Who The Hell Won?”! It’s the feature where you find out who won in all those irritating polls we run during the week! I kid, […]
Month: March 2012
18 Half-Naked Pictures of Darren Criss
Don’t get too excited! Unfortunately, Darren Criss is only naked on the upper half in these outtakes from People magazine. I say “unfortunately” with the utmost sincerity, because this dude is about 790% hotter when he’s not playing his awful, smug-ass character from Glee. Does […]
Yuna: “Live Your Life”
I have a playlist specifically devoted to Monday mornings. It’s a special combination of mellow indie, classic rock and smooth R&B tracks, all of which are intended to make me calm the fuck down and deal with a brand new week. It stops me from […]
Lindsay Lohan Was Ok…We Guess?
They let Lindsay Lohan host SNL this weekend because everyone loves a trainwreck. She’s got nothing to shill, so why else would they? How did she do? Yours truly skipped it, but Diego watched. His verdict was that her monologue was pretty good, and the […]
Secret Sex: Kirk Cameron
Is it really “news” that former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron hates gays? He’s a hardcore, born again Christian who doesn’t believe in evolution. The man starred in the Left Behind films. It’s not exactly surprising that he believes “homosexuality is unnatural, detrimental and ultimately […]
Popular Demand: The Week In Which Dakota Cochrane’s Butthole Suddenly Became Relevant Again
Zac Efron! George Clooney! Justin Bieber porn! Threesomes! Luckily, these four things have nothing to do with one another (even though I wouldn’t mind watching Zac and George use a double-ended dildo together). Those were just four of the most popular topics covered last week […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Liam & Marshall
Call me a greedy whore, but I L-O-V-E getting stuffed in both ends! See what I did there? I spelled out all four letters of “love”, just to emphasize how much I enjoy sucking cock and getting fucked at the same time. I’m bringing up […]
Caption This: Sitting On A Football
Gay porn star Derrick Hanson is wearing a jockstrap and sitting on a football. Need I say more? No. The answer to that question is “no”. In fact, I go out of my way to say as little as possible in the opening of these […]
Top or Bottom: Darren Hayes
Forgive me. I’m already screaming “Bottom! Bottom!” from deep inside of my soul. There’s just something about former Savage Garden member Darren Hayes that says “I like to be fucked gently and cuddled afterwards”. Maybe it’s the fact that he co-wrote songs like “Truly, Madly, […]
Everything Butt: Adam Killian
Before you ask why there are so many cock shots in a post that’s supposedly about Adam Killian‘s butt, we encourage you to watch the trailer at the end of this post. Everything will be clear after that. Like, literally everything! You won’t just understand […]