For those of you scratching your heads as to who in the lame-late-90s-celeb-hell Carson Daly is, he’s the dude who used to host a tween show on MTV. Luckily for him after a late night talk show that no one watches and a radio gig, […]
Month: March 2012
I’m So Hard Right Now.
By now, you’re well aware of my obsession with Daniel Radcliffe‘s tiny man presence. He’s a major player on my celebrity “fucket list” (which doesn’t exist yet, but it should!), and I’d sell my soul to Voldemort if I could just once tickle his taint […]
Money Shot: Let’s Look at Marshall White’s Butthole!
If we’re being one-hundred percent honest with one another, pics of a guy spreading his ass cheeks aren’t always pleasant. However, there are those rare instances when you look at someone’s butthole, and think to yourself, “Wow. That’s a pretty butthole.” This is one of […]
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu: “Candy Candy”
We are in no position to explain Kyary Pamyu Pamyu‘s cultural relevance to you, so this is the point in the post where we hand over the reins to Iain Forrester of The Singles Jukebox. He writes, “Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a fashion blogger turned […]
The Ten: Unsurprising Results Are Surprising To No One
Last week, Quinn Christopher Jaxon destroyed his competition on The Ten, taking in nearly twice as many votes as first runner-up Anthony Green. While it’s safe to say that Quinn earned his spot as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment”, he shouldn’t get too comfortable […]
Manhunt Now: The Sexiest Men Of The Week
Blah blah blah blah “Manhunt Now: The Sexiest Men Of The Week” intro. You try concentrating on writing an introduction with THAT jockstrapped goodness floating in front of your eyes! That’s HOTISRAELI and I am happy to announce – he’s on Manhunt! Here’s that part […]
It Happened On Manhunt: A Few More Shorties
As noted previously, we often receive submissions for our It Happened On Manhunt series that are simply too short to print on their own. Although we want to acknowledge each of these members’ super-hot encounters, it feels like we’re cheating you in the process. You […]
Woof Alert: Eric & Craig
Meet Eric and Craig. If you can’t bear the sight of a confidently sexy chub, then I encourage you to stop reading this post immediately. You may have even gone too far already! Close your eyes, and douse yourself in holy water! Otherwise, we might […]
Who Would You Rather?: “Dancing With The Stars” Edition
The only reason to watch Dancing With The Stars is to watch whatever season’s “hot guy” shake his ass. Unless Nancy Grace is back on and letting bodily functions fly and her nipples slip. Nancy’s motto was “Elegance. Always.” This is the third time I’ve […]
Abercrombie & Fitch Finally Admits It’s Gayer Than “Downton Abbey”
And every queen you know is religiously watching Downton Abbey, so don’t even front. Abercrombie & Fitch is a gay club masquerading as a “clothing store”. It’s dark, blasting homosexual dance tracks, smells like too much cologne, and I once got a blow job from […]