Two things to point out before we commence: A) No one is looking forward to a third fourth American Pie movie. Really. It was barely funny the first time. These people should be ashamed. B) Rape is sort of a comedy killer. Jason Biggs is […]
Month: March 2012
Hot Flash: Shawn Morales by Gabriel Gastelum
You might recognize Shawn Morales as one half of the pit crew on RuPaul’s Drag Race. There’s a pretty good chance that, if you regularly tune in to the show, you’ve paused your television once or twice (or twenty-seven and a half times) to stare […]
Watch These Guys Fuck For $1.95.
If you walked up to two guys on the street, handed them $1.95 and asked if you could watch them fuck one another, there’s a pretty good chance they’d say “no” (or punch you in the face). That’s why the internet is amazing! From the […]
Justin Bieber: “Boyfriend”
So I guess we’re posting about Justin Bieber now? After (perversely) speculating about his bedroom preferences and bringing his porno parody to your attention, there’s really no way we could make this any worse. We’ve hit rock bottom. We might as well try to embrace […]
Marc Dylan FINALLY Gets Banged
After writing the title of this post, I just sat and laughed at myself nine times in a row, because the thought of “Marc Dylan getting banged” is perhaps the least newsworthy item on the entire internet. Marc Dylan is always getting banged. I’m surprised […]
Celebrity Skin: Craig Parker
Big effin’ kudos to the people behind Spartacus: Vengeance for making a gladiator show with cocks. Wasn’t everyone fighting naked back then? Or at the very least with no pants on. Remember Gladiator with Russell Crowe? That bitch almost had a three piece suit on. […]
Quickie: Caesar Stovall
Don’t get too excited. You’re not going to see Caesar Stovall‘s dick in this post. You can see his ass here, but if you want to see what’s behind those thin blue briefs? You’re gonna have to track him down in person and convince him […]
Would You Hit That?: Brian Austin Green
David Silver’s ass is in trouble. Actor Brian Austin Green is being sued by a paparazzo photographer for allegedly beating the stuffing out of him for taking pics of Green and his girlfriend Megan Fox. The couple were splashing about on the beach in Hawaii […]
I Can Now Die Happy: Tom Hardy To Play Gay Rugby Star
Ok, it’s a “might”. Tom Hardy might play Gareth Thomas in a bio-pic! TOM HARDY MIGHT PLAY OPENLY GAY EX-PRO RUGBY PLAYER GARETH EDWARDS IN A BIO-PIC. Tom Hardy is SEXY and rugby is SEXY. Well, he’s certainly had the practice and I’m not talking […]
LUNCH: Eat A Silver Fox Sandwich
Let’s pretend for a moment that this totally innocent interview on Anderson Cooper‘s talk show led to a threesome between the silver fox himself, Jon Hamm and one John Slattery. Who would be the middle of the fuck sandwich? Who would be on his knees […]