We’re so, so sorry! This is the last time we’ll mention ginger sex god Seth Fornea before tonight’s edition of The Ten. After the sixteen additional must-see pics we posts last night, you’d think we got our fix! What else is there to see, right? […]
Month: May 2012
Azealia Banks: “Jumanji”
This week, I’m making a sincere effort to only write about music I’d listen to on my own time. That’s why, instead of hearing a Cheyenne Jackson song that bores me to tears, you’re getting another dose of up-and-coming female rapper Azealia Banks! (But you […]
Twink Tank: The Peters Twins
Whether you’ve dreamt of fucking twins or getting fucked by twins, you’ll be able to live out your fantasy vicariously through Dario Dolce. In his latest scene with Milo and Elijah Peters, the identical twin brothers engage in a (groan) bareback flip fuck with the […]
16 Pictures of Seth Fornea That MUST Be Seen
Look around for a moment! If there’s anyone in your immediate vicinity who should NOT see your boner, we highly recommend that you avoid clicking through to view the rest of this post. Why? Because we managed to track down some additional images of male […]
Quickie: Nicco Sky
You were already aware of Nicco Sky‘s hotness, but did you know that he’s also a total sweetheart? While I’m making this assumption based on this video and a single interaction I had with him in Los Angeles, all you really need to know is […]
Tyson Beckford Has A “Sex Tape”
Tyson Beckford does not have a sex tape. He has a masturbation video. There’s a huge difference! Frankly, I’d appreciate if sites like TMZ stopped using the word “sex tape” when there’s no actual sex involved. Those bitches got my hopes up, thinking that I’d […]
I Had To Write About “Glee” Because This Amused Me
Glee is pulling out all the stops so you’ll start watching again. Wait – pause. I was out having beers with friends on Friday night. The show came up in conversation and (seeing as I had a few) I rather bluntly stated how over it […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Booty (Part IX)
The Battle of The Booty is back! For those of you keeping score at home, this is the ninth time we’ve used this theme for iPhone Wars. Obviously, we had no choice but to celebrate the occasion with (duh) nine super-fuckable butts. A few of […]
A Day In The Life Of A Topless Wilson Bethel
Wilson Bethel is the token sexy guy on the CW’s Hart of Dixie. I always told myself that I wouldn’t watch that show unless my family was being threatened. Vapid pretty girl moves from the city to the country and deals with bumpkins. I’m still […]
Let’s Get Excited About The 2012 Summer Olympics!
The biggest reason to get excited about the London Olympics? Photo shoots like this. From now until the summer, the world’s top male athletes will appear in a variety of magazines, taking off their clothes to showcase their physiques and promote healthy living (or something […]