Comedian Michael Ian Black, who’s perhaps most famous for fucking Bradley Cooper in a shed, wrote an interesting article for VICE from the (straight) male perspective. Essentially, he’s not as obsessed with sex as our culture tells him he should be, and this realization has […]
Month: May 2012
14 Reasons To Be Excited For Season 5 of True Blood
In case you’ve already forgotten, the DILF god known as Christopher Meloni will be appearing on the fifth season of HBO’s True Blood. This is exciting for a variety of reasons, most of which involve Christopher Meloni naked. After all, it’s a well-documented fact that […]
In Which Caleb Strong & Ross Reed Attempt To Improve My Mood By Having Butt Sex With One Another…
If you couldn’t tell already, I’m in a shitty mood this morning! Unfortunately, they don’t let you take sick days at Manhunt headquarters for “cuntiness”—an affliction that is both toxic and shockingly contagious—so I just have to guzzle my coffee, listen to some angsty music […]
Scissor Sisters: “Let’s Have A Kiki”
The collective gay internet’s jizzing their pants over the new Scissor Sisters track “Let’s Have A Kiki”. We’re going to chalk this up to RuPaul’s Drag Race withdrawal, because the song is mostly just Ana Matronic leaving a voicemail message over a relatively generic beat? […]
Celebrity Skin: Alfie Allen
Alfie Allen is the actor who plays Theon Greyjoy on Game Of Thrones. And he showed off his dick in the current season! I’m shocked Dewitt didn’t mention this already – he loves Game. The series’ first season had gotten criticism for showing plenty of […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Guys Who Banged Devin Dixon
Meet Devin Dixon! Technically, your paths already crossed on this edition of The Cock Buffet, but we felt the need to properly introduce you to him this time around… And by “properly introduce you to him”, we mean show you three videos of guys doing […]
Quickie: Taylor
Who does this guy remind you of? There’s some actor, musician or otherwise-famous individual he resembles, and we can’t figure it out for ourselves… Is Justin Timberlake too much of a stretch? That’s completely the wrong person, but we can’t think of anyone else! Oh […]
Would You Hit That?: Rufus Wainwright
Singer and composer Rufus Wainwright has a new disc out (Out Of The Game) and he’s doing the press thing. Did you know Bea Arthur basically told him to fuck off at a party one time? Dorothy Zbornak does not have time for foppish male […]
Who The Hell Won: Week Of 4/30/12
Who doesn’t love a nude photobomb? I don’t if it involves vagina or cats. Same thing. Welcome to “Who The Hell Won?” wherein we reveal who won all of our polls from last week. I need to check Google Analytics to see if anyone is […]
Here Is A Picture of Jamie Dornan In The Shower
You were probably expecting something sexier when you read the headline “Here Is A Picture of Jamie Dornan In The Shower”. Sadly, this is the saddest picture of Jamie Dornan in the history of sadness! The model and actor, primarily known for his eight-episode role […]