How has it taken this long for someone to figure out that it’d be a good idea to make a movie about Paddy O’Brian fucking everyone? The gay-for-pay porn star, who’s currently poised for third place on this week’s edition of The Ten, whips out […]
Month: May 2012
Dharun Ravi Got 30 Days In Jail And A Fine. Fair?
Tyler Clementi was a gay 18-year-old student at Rutgers University who leapt to his death from the George Washington Bridge on Sept. 20, 2010. Why? His roommate, Dharun Ravi, taped him having sex with another man via webcam in their dorm room. He and his […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Leather Men
In anticipation of IML this weekend (and Dirk Caber potentially making this face in our sling), we’ve rounded up thirteen leather-clad men for today’s round of iPhone Wars. Admittedly, some of them might be wearing rubber, spandex or other various substances, so we apologize in […]
Let’s Paint Some Andrew Christian Models!
As my illustrious and free-thinking co-blogger Dewitt has pointed out, the Andrew Christian boys should just take off their underwear and FUCK. Their hot-ass underwear vids are a huge cocktease! I’m still wanking to that kinky hazing video they put out. This new one’s fapping […]
I Felt Compelled To Write About Clayton Archer With Cum Dripping Down His Cheek & Onto His Lips…
One day, when I’m famous for saving the world by blogging about cock, a curious television reporter will ask me, “What are two of your favorite things about gay porn?” At this point, I’ll turn to the camera, flash a flirtatious Carl Hardwick-esque smirk and […]
Coco Morier: “Ambulance”
Coco Morier sounds like Bats for Lashes. Coco Morier also acted as co-writer for Britney Spears‘ “How I Roll” and Sky Ferreira‘s “99 Tears”, two of my favorite pop tracks from the past few years. This combination simultaneously makes all the sense in the world and […]
Drop Everything! Nick Sterling Got Fucked Again.
“Adi Hadad gives Nick Sterling an ass fucking he will never forget, complete with butt smacks and snowballing which result in Adi getting a white hot facial.” If that sentence didn’t just make your dick spontaneously explode, then you clearly aren’t familiar with Nick Sterling’s […]
Celebrity Skin: Jesse Spencer
As noted earlier, House’s last episode airs tonight. Posting pics of actor Jesse Spencer (he’s on the show) showing off his cock and ass on a film set a few years back seemed like a fitting send-off. I’d assume this guy will find further work. […]
Quickie: Thomas Bunker
At 19 years-old, Thomas Bunker is still technically a teenager. I’d feel like a creepy old dude for lusting after him, but those hairy legs transform my gay cougar shame into a throbbing, magnificent boner. Truthfully, they’re the entire reason I’m lusting after him. Don’t […]
Would You Hit That?: Hugh Laurie
Fox Television’s House ends tonight. For those of you who are like “who, what?”, it’s the suspense-drama about a drug-addicted cranky bitch of a doctor who solves medical mysteries. I’ve seen it a few times, and it’s not bad. But if I had this douche […]