I still feel the need to apologize for the absence of last Saturday’s Cock Buffet column. Even though I had a perfectly good reason for being out of the office, it’s common knowledge that I take my job as a masturbation enabler very seriously. It […]
Month: June 2012
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Gay Pill
Four straight guys commiserate about their lack of tail, and also note that they don’t want girlfriends because it would mess with their social lives. One of them reasons that it would be much easier if they could just have sex with each other. He […]
What Would You Do?: Arnaud Chagall
Here is a list of things I would do with Arnaud Chagall (if he weren’t too busy shoving his dick into a Fleshjack): • Approach him from behind, wrap my arms around him and kiss his neck. • Strip down to our underwear. Make out […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Tyler Martin
Generally, I have the capacity to look at a picture of a hot male model without asking any questions. He could be a total cunt-fart or the kindest, most intriguing man in the universe, but let’s face it—there are so many cases where ignorance is […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Anderson Cooper Schools A Bitch On A Plane
ITEM – Hee. Anderson Cooper told Kathy Griffin that some geek on a plane tried to surreptitiously take his picture. Anderson put on his glasses and opened the library because it was time to READ. Ok, he didn’t really dress him down or anything. He […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: In Which Jimmy Fanz Gives Colby Jansen A Man-Hug & Then Proceeds To Ride His Dick…
Today I learned about the existence of Colby Jansen. My first instinct is to call him the hottest person I’ve ever seen, but I realize that’d be an unreasonably hyperbolic statement that could cause issues in the comments section. But you know what? He’s kind […]
Eveything About This Photo Shoot Appeals To Me.
You may have noticed a pattern here! This is the third time I’ve mentioned Australia’s TROUGH X dance party. There’s no reason I should be writing about a party I’ll (most likely) never attend, especially considering I have literally no connection to the organizers or […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: brockder
To start off, our “Manhunt Man of the Week” (brockder) says that he’s done porn. For the life of me, I can’t ID his cute ass! Anyone? You guys will like him anyways. He’s got a lot of cock pics on his profile. You’re easy […]
I Guess I Want To Bang Jacob Tyler?
When I initially laid eyes on Jacob Tyler, my first thought was that he wasn’t really my type. Upon further examination—inspired by my newfound initiative to not worry about “types”—I began to notice tiny things that got me excited. Excited in the pants. <– Just […]
Flashback Friday: The International Male Catalog
I’m definitely dating myself with this one, but did anyone else’s sexual awakening begin with the International Male catalog? It randomly came to our house in the mail one day when I was a kid (unless my Dad was either A) secretly gay or B) […]