I ask you, has there ever been a man who looks more perfect bobbing up and down on a hard cock than Chris Bines? The answer is “no”. Let it be known that, as of today, Chris Bines has been crowned the official King of […]
Month: June 2012
M.I.A. f/ Missy Elliott & Rye Rye: “Bad Girls” (Switch Remix)
Around the same time that Madonna released her dreadfully forgettable lead single which we should never speak of again, her collaborator and bird-flipping Superbowl co-bitch M.I.A. made a return to form (after the dreadfully scattered /\/\/\Y/\ album) with an excellent track known as “Bad Girls”. […]
Everything Butt: Conan
It occurred to me back in February that I have a thing for men with neanderthal-like features. Would it be insulting to say Conan fits into that category? His facial expressions are consistently doofy in a way that’s actually quite charming (as far as I’m […]
The Locker Room: American Ninja Warrior(s)
Requirement #1 to be an American Ninja Warrior – you must be sexy! Upper body strength helps as well. G4’s American Ninja Warrior is a spin-off of the series Sasuke. It’s a US athletic competition in which sexy guys (there’s girls too, but you don’t […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Clothespins
Who hasn’t wanted a guy to attach clothespins to their cock and balls? It’s like a reverse wooden mohawk for your dick. You can even attach some to your nipples. Your lips! Your nose! Some guys like being human laundry. Whenever I’ve watched porn that […]
Penis Jewelry!
Every year, millions of men suffer from the fear that their penis isn’t fancy enough. They lie awake in bed every night, agonizing over the fact that their penis is not, in fact, covered with major bling. While they may feel hopeless and alone, there’s […]
Underwear Drawer: Hot Or Silly?
While cruising for pics of hot guys in hot underwear for this feature (there are days I fall in love with my job all over again), I was checking out Undergear’s site. If you’re not familiar with them, they’re kind of the be-all, end-all site […]
Project Go-Go Boy: Probably Better Than Magic Mike
Project G0-Go Boy is what you’d get if the stars of Magic Mike were less bland, fucking one another and acting like they’re on an episode of The A-List: New York. Keep in mind, this is only our assessment based on the (sort of) SFW […]
Our Wittiest Gays Have Been Asked What They Think About “Magic Mike”
That’s not them. They’re just prettier. Well, Channing still looks like a hamsteak but something about his dumb ass…. Louis Virtel. Jefferey Self. Bryan Safi. Some fat, bald guy (I kid, I’m fat and balding). These are four cocksuckers that regularly entertain us online, and […]
Xavier Daniels: His Hips Don’t Lie.
Do you like it when a guy shoves his dick balls-deep into your ass and makes a smooth, upward motion with his hips? Then you’re going to fall in love with Xavier Daniels. The shaggy-haired twunk was the undisputed winner of our Southern Strokes “Guys […]