D E N A is the stage name of Denitza Todorova, a Berlin-based Bulgarian songwriter who’s making a splash with her new single “Cash, Diamond Rings, Swimming Pools”. Her sound (and style) can best be described as “Galang”-era M.I.A. with an extra dose of 1990s […]
Month: July 2012
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Officer London & Prison Bitch “Fish”
Parker London is having an identity crisis, you guys! He doesn’t know whether he should be behind bars or putting other people behind bars. Within a single week, the gay porn performer has appeared in scenes as a power-hungry cop and a helpless prisoner slut. […]
Celebrity Skin: Scott Caan
Yes, that’s Scott Caan‘s face Photoshopped onto Paul Wagner‘s body. There’s a whole series of images like this somewhere, but why would you want to look at those when you can look at actual naked(ish) pictures of the Hawaii 5-0 star? Caan hasn’t shown much […]
All Types Of Yes: “Super Golden Friends”
Art director, designer, illustrator, and cutie (just going by his avatar) Kevin Bapp sent this piece of art over to Towleroad this morning. We ganked it because I can not get over how he fit the remnants of the Superfriends over the credits of The […]
An Open Letter To Brad Pitt’s Mom
Dear Jane, I am HIGHLY disappointed in you. I recently read the letter you sent to your local newspaper. In it, you expressed your anti-gay viewpoint. The document in question: I have given much thought to Richard Stoecker’s letter (“Vote for Mormon against beliefs,” June […]
I Masturbated To This Over The Weekend.
Malpractice is a movie about Dean Flynn fucking Ty Roderick upside-down, all whilst Ty licks his own dick and eventually shoots a huge, magnificent load all over his face. There might have been additional plot elements, but that’s all I noticed over the weekend when […]
Frank Ocean: “Sweet Life”
I was disappointed by the amount of people who said “Who?” when Frank Ocean revealed his past relationship with a man. The dude’s written songs for Beyoncé and Justin Bieber, made two appearances on the biggest hip-hop album of the year and released one of […]
Popular Demand: The Week Anderson Cooper, Frank Ocean & (Basically) The Whole World Came Out
Somewhere between masturbating to Nate Karlton and definitely-not-masturbating to Ryota Sato, we took some time last week to acknowledge that Anderson Cooper and Frank Ocean came out of the closet. One of these announcements was a welcome surprise. The other was Anderson Cooper coming out […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Damien Stone
It should come as no surprise to you that Damien Stone pushes all of my buttons. He’s hairy, hung and rocking a thick beard that makes me clench my cheeks over and over again, thinking about how good those whiskers would feel brushing against my […]
Caption This: Mickey’s Dildo Gloryhole Surprise
Here is a picture of Mickey Mouse with a gigantic boner, almost as big as his entire body. He appears to be holding a firefighter’s hand? While we’re not exactly sure about the context, we do know this makes an excellent subject for today’s round […]