Indecision! There are two naked twinks stroking their cocks and fingerbanging themselves on this place called “the internet”, and I can’t decide which deserves to have my penis inside of him! One of them looks like he should be playing the nerdy best friend (whose […]
Month: August 2012
Watch This: Randy Blue Guys Are Hot
Dewitt might be an expert on dicks, but I am an expert when it comes to obvious post titles! This vid that the Randy Blue boys made to the tune of Moby’s “Ooh Yeah” didn’t get as much play as their Kylie vid. And it’s […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Locker Room Studs, A-Z
These A-Z rounds of iPhone Wars are bordering on the line of sensory overload. Oh well! I guess that just means I’m a terrible, terrible person. My deepest (and hardest) apologies for stuffing twenty-six hot guys in your face and forcing you to check off […]
Olympic Boner Controversy: Henrik Rummel
Forget about meatheads sporting grilles, stoned judo fighters, and whether or not that Chinese girl is an aqua-cyborg! The REAL Olympic controversy is “did US rower Henrik Rummel have a stiffie on the podium when he got his bronze medal?” See above. Thoughts? Winning an […]
The “Real Man” Project: Jed Athens
Jed Athens looks like the type of guy you could take home to your mother. There’s a very sweet quality to the way he photographs, like he should be cast as an extra in an episode of Happy Days. Also, if you scrolled through the […]
Róisín Murphy: “Simulation”
The sign of a “good” music video is a heightened appreciation for the song within. While some pop fans might argue in favor of flashy choreography, costumes, effects, storyline, humor or viral video potential, those elements generally lead back to one thing—a heightened appreciation for […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Boys of Dylan Lucas
That’s Chad Logan up there. He appears in two out of three of the scenes featured in today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, so it only seemed fair to lead with his picture… Or, wait, maybe we’re giving him an advantage, and this introduction is […]
Quickie: We’ll Stop Posting About Danell Leyva When…Ok, We’ll Never Stop Posting About Danell Leyva
Don’t you just want to use his cock like a balance beam? With your butt? Danell Leyva may not be the cutest Olympian, but he is the SEXIEST one. He’s very manly for a guy who wears footie pajamas and can spread his legs higher […]
Celebrity Skin: Gerard Butler
Today I learned Gerard Butler is no Michael Fassbender, and I’m okay with that. The Scottish actor briefly flashed dick in his 1997 film debut Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown, as he ran into the water with his costar Billy Connolly. Fun fact! The water was […]
Would You Hit That?: Nick Delpopolo
Don’t bogart the brownies, brah. This is Nick Delpopolo. He’s been kicked off the Olympic Judo team for snacking on pot brownies. You can’t eat marijuana when you’re an Olympian no matter how nom nom those brownies are and no matter how mellow they make […]