This isn’t your standard, wussy round of Who Would You Rather, where you’re allowed to choose “both” or “none of the above”. This is EXTREME! Take a second and imagine that the fate of the world is in your hands. To ensure that the planet […]
Month: September 2012
Quickie: Matthew Stephen Herrick
Why are you looking at this picture? Why are you even reading these words? Stop that nonsense immediately! You should be masturbating to the much more revealing images of Matthew Stephen Herrick that you’ll find toward the end of this post. Why am I even writing […]
Twink Tank: Jack Harrer, Roger Lambert & Paul Mekas
Along with Mick Lovell, Trevor Yates and maybe Kris Evans, hung twink Roger Lambert is one of the few Bel Ami models I could pick out of a line-up. Sure, he’s as generically boyish and pretty as every other performer on the site! Yet I’d be able to […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cock Blockers
You come here to look at penis, don’t you? Well, too bad! That sound you hear is me cackling evilly, because today’s round of iPhone Wars features twenty-three sexy fellows who strategically blocked their junk from your view. By the time you finish scrolling through […]
Billy The Vampire Slayer
Now is when Joss Whedon OKs a gay male vampire slayer?!?! NOW? Years later when the show is off the air and all I have are the comic books to keep Buffy alive for me? Activate cliché – “better late than never.” For those of […]
Coming Out Month: Faith Michaels
You might recognize Faith Michaels from your television! As one of Key West’s premiere drag divas, she briefly appeared on the Travel Channel to discuss the island’s crazy nightlife. Her song “Fetish”, available now on iTunes, was previously heard in the official Manhunt X Tour […]
Testicular Cancer Is No Joke (And Neither Are A Bunch Of Fire Fighters Examining Their Testicles Together)
Before we cheapen a long-form PSA for testicular cancer awareness with our animal lust for firemen, please note that testicular cancer is the most common cancer affecting young men, and it is responsible for 10% of all cancer deaths in men aged 15-35. According to […]
This Scene Is Disgusting! (And I Love It!)
While this isn’t the first time we’ve written about people shooting water out of their butts onto other people’s bodies, it’s the first time where the “other people” seem to be enjoying it. It wasn’t enough for Michael Lucas that Jonathan Agassi took a banana […]
Houndmouth: “Penitentiary”
Do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because they’re a good band? Or do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because I want to jizz on their drummer’s beard? These are the questions I have to ask myself! If we’re being entirely honest with one another, I’m thinking it might […]
Why Do I Hate This Orgy?
On any other day, I would erupt copious amounts of jizz over the following combination of things: speedos, group sex, outdoor photo shoots, great butts, flexible men, poolside sex, Adam Killian, Trenton Ducati, Jessie Colter and (apparently) Hans Berlin. So what’s wrong with this fivesome from Jizz Orgy? I don’t […]