*crickets* What? Oh, I’m Joe. I’m the janitor. J. Harvey is usually typing up a storm in this cubicle but he said something about how he was totally in lust with the MOTW? Some guy named londonmarc. MOT-WUH? Whatever that is. He said something about […]
Month: October 2012
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Masked Gangbangs, Double Penetration & Phenix Saint Bottoming
Welcome to a very special Halloween edition of The Cock Buffet! Today’s menu doesn’t include any candy corn or ghost-shaped cookies, but it does have a five-man, masked gangbang starring Dean Monroe and Phenix Saint. Who needs treats when you’ve got tricks like these? If […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Brojob
How dare they mock frat brahs?!?! How dare they insinuate that all frat brahs do is laze about their frat house and blow each other?!? Can’t a houseful of oversexed young men with easy access to alcohol and cocaine co-exist peacefully without sucking each other […]
What Would You Do?: Eddie Cambio
Here is a list of things I would do with Circle Jerk Boys model Eddie Cambio (if I weren’t too busy staring at the incredible velociraptor tattoo on his arm): • Put on some pussy porn in the background. Apparently, if we’re to believe the […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Jimmy Fanz
Prepare yourself for a “TMI” moment! Because, all week long, I’ve had an extreme infatuation with assholes. Not assholes like these. The pink, often hairy sort of assholes that are made for fingering, devouring and fucking with all your might. The quite literal climax of […]
13 Awesome Things I Liked This Week.
In honor of Friday the 13th and other great slasher flicks, I’ve expanded upon last Friday’s “10 Awesome Things I Liked This Week” to include thirteen spectacular items. Unfortunately, the only thing scary about this list is how hard your dick will get after scrolling […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Rod Stewart Denies Ages-Old Urban Legend That He Once Swallowed So Much Cum He Had To Have His Stomach Pumped
ITEM – Have you ever heard the one about how, back in the 70s, singer Rod Stewart reportedly partied with a bunch of sailors and sucked all their cocks. He was said to have then overdosed on cum and had to have his stomach pumped. […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Cy Goes Solo
Don’t you just want to pinch his cheeks and call him your cum slut?!?! Meet Cy, a brand new model from gay porn site Chaos Men. This blond jock may seem “cute” when you see his beaming smile and charming baby face, but when you see him […]
GRAB IT: Slutty Undies For Your Slutty Costume
Everyone who’s anyone knows that Andrew Christian is the premiere brand for underwear that says, “I’m down to fuck”. You might as well have your dick hanging out when you’re wearing their line of briefs, jocks and jock briefs, and you can actually have your […]
Ben DeLaCreme Spoofs Bieber (And Horror Flicks) With Her Take On “Boyfriend”
It’s about time someone realized that benefits of a real-life Human Centipede. Seattle’s Ben DeLaCreme has given birth out of her fake vagina to this spoof of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” and it’s just in time for Halloween. In the clip, she stalks a cute hipster […]