Brady Hanson‘s the sort of guy I’d eye-fuck in the checkout line at the grocery store. It’s not clear which would catch my attention first—his big meaty ass or his dopey-yet-entirely-cute face—but I’d spend most of my time staring at those thick cheeks, all while […]
Month: November 2012
Hot Or Not: Cute Guys With Big Ole’ Cocks Who Eventually Masturbate While Using A Butt Plug
That headline spelled it out for ya, huh? Here’s David, an amateur from You Love Jack. Thrill has he jacks that giant cock of his! He’s one of those cute types who you’re not expecting to be packing heavy. But then he drops trou and […]
Quickie: Matt McGlone
Wowee wow wow. You know when you’re faced with a guy that you find so attractive that words escape you and only a few incomprehensible syllables exit your mouth? That’s the effect model Matt McGlone is having on me. You know a guy is eminently […]
Underwear Drawer: Stud Bodywear
Stud Bodywear’s motto is “Wear It Proud” and these bulgey boys are living up to it. It looks like their skivvies are good for when you’re doing a lot of jumping around, dancing, handstands, and various gymnastic type things. Stretchy! If you think Stud Bodywear’s […]
Morning Wood: The Untold Story
This probably falls into the category of “more than enough information about you, J. Harvey!” but morning wood is my fiercest enemy in the morning. Like most of you – I have to pee in the morning. Stumbling bleary-eyed to the bathroom, I go to […]
Show Us Your Wang, James Van Der Beek!
It was recently brought to my attention that the ABC sitcom Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 is in danger of cancellation. This makes me sad, because James Van Der Beek! You were probably expecting more from that sentence, perhaps some actual grammar for […]
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Going through a lube drought? Don’t be embarrassed! Most of us aren’t fortunate enough to live next door to a sex shop, and while there are oodles of varieties available online, it’s easy to knock “buy lube for my butthole” down your list of priorities. […]
Kelly Rowland & Lil Wayne: “Ice”
I’d go straight for Kelly Rowland, but like, in the gayest way possible. We’d do the usual naughty things straight people do together, then have a sleepover where we’d chat about the good ol’ days with LaTavia. It might be what our people refer to […]
The Ten: Can Jack Mackenroth Win This?
I forgot to mention something in this Monday‘s Popular Demand post! Not only did Jack Mackenroth‘s big ol’ bubble butt win top honors as our most popular entry, but it also took a place as one of the top ten entries of the year. We […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
aberdeen_agus Does anyone know how to say “you sir, are a sexy motherfucker!” in Spanish? I’d use Google Translate but that never gets the dialect or inflection, right. That hunky specimen is Argentinian Manhunt member aberdeen_agus. It’s hot when guys surprise you with their nationality. […]