Yeah, I’d totally let him hit it. Hit it hard. That’s Russell Wilson. He plays for the Seattle Seahawks. Every article I’ve read about him (of course I do research for “The Locker Room”, how dare you!) mentions how charismatic his ass. Yep. I can […]
Month: November 2012
Twink Tank: Shane on Chaos Men
Here is a ginger twink named Shane! He reminds me of a curly-haired redhead I went to college with, except I never saw that guy’s pubes or imagined what it’d be like to flick my tongue against his taint. I have, however, definitely laid my eyes […]
Dolly Parton: A Celebrity Drag Queen Who Can’t Win A Drag Queen Contest Playing Herself
Let me stress that I find Dolly Parton tremendous. But doesn’t she define “drag queen”? Nothing on her is real. It’s all drag. And then we find out she came in last in a celebrity drag queen contest. What did the judges want from her? […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Guys With Glasses, A-Z
Do you like guys in glasses? Do you like getting blowjobs from guys in glasses, then cumming on their lenses when you’re done? Since I can’t actually hear your answer to either of these questions, I’m just going to assume you said “Yes!” in a […]
Post Him: Is This Legal?
Post Him is an new amateur porn site with a twist. Got a sex vid? Post it on the site. Don’t worry about getting anyone’s permission. Their motto? “Fuck Him, Film Him, Dump Him, Post Him!” What a PHENOMENAL tool for truly evil people who […]
Would You Hit That?: Jeff Stryker, Right Now.
You know how you always beg me to find out what the guys from our Flashback Friday feature look like today? You should bee careful what you wish for. The Sword liberated some brand new pics of gay porn hall-of-famer Jeff Stryker last Thursday, and as […]
FREE PORN: Win A Membership To Cocky Boys
We know Reader Appreciation Month is almost over and everything, but could you please wipe that sad, stank look off your face? We saved one of the very best prizes for last! Gay porn site Cocky Boys was kind enough to provide us with four free one-month memberships […]
JoJo: “We Get By”
JoJo instantaneously shed her former teen-pop affiliations on “Marvin’s Room“. In her own flipped rendition of the moody Drake single, the “Leave (Get Out)” singer tackles some very intense emotions and some very adult lyrics like, “Fuck that new girl that’s been in your bed, and when […]
Signs of The Apocalypse: Johnny Rapid NOT Getting Penetrated By A Nightstick In Prison Shower Sequel
I don’t mean to alarm you, but there’s something wrong! Johnny Rapid is in a new scene for Drill My Hole entitled “Prison Shower 2“, and it features everything you’ve come to expect from Johnny Rapid’s work—a prison shower, nightsticks, close-ups of his taint, outrageous facial […]
Quickie: Brandon Worsham
Oh Brandon Worsham. You’re so tappable with your sculpted abs and your foxy face. You also know how to work a cowboy hat without looking like a cheesy dick. We need more male models like you. Plus, your hair can do that spiky thing where […]