Armpits! They might not be everyone‘s favorite boner fodder, but whether you like it or not, they’re the theme for today’s round of iPhone Wars. Our twenty-six contestants are showing their pits proudly, and it’s up to you to decide who’s the hottest of them […]
Month: December 2012
20MALEGAYNYC: Young Men Discuss Gay-On-Gay Hatred
Well, this is certainly a topic change from gaping anuses! Blake Pruitt‘s short-film documentary 20GAYMALENYC premiered on The Advocate yesterday afternoon with the intentions to explore perspectives on stereotypes, internalized homophobia and gay-on-gay hatred between young men in New York City. The project stemmed from Pruitt […]
Have You Ever: Used An Ass Tunnel Plug?
The Ass Tunnel Plug is exactly what it sounds like—a butt plug with a hollow center that turns your ass into, well, a tunnel of sorts. You might remember when I brought it up in my “10 Ways To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom” […]
Tracey Thorn: “Joy”
Everything But The Girl‘s Tracey Thorn has achieved the impossible. She has created a modern, original Christmas song that I don’t actually hate! “Joy” is the lead single from Thorn’s holiday project Tinsel and Lights. I’d say it almost feels like a companion track for Joni […]
Santa Came Early: Nick Sterling’s Jockstrap Fuck
Jingle my fucking balls! Nick Sterling is back on Randy Blue again, and his ass is looking bigger, better and even more fuckable. If you’re a fan of meaty cheeks, jockstraps, rimjobs and muscle dudes, then you might want to take off your pants (immediately) […]
Quickie: Chase Hostler
Prepare for blue balls. Because you’re not seeing that cock, or even a full-on shot of Chase Hostler’s famously luscious ass. It’s ok. Any amount of nearly nude Chase in our face is good enough for us. He can be sorta naked or even in […]
Celebrity Skin: Patrick Warburton’s Dick
You know him as Jeff Bingham from Rules of Engagement, David Puddy from Seinfeld or the voice of Joe Swanson on Family Guy… But do you know what his penis looks like? Beefy, hirsute actor Patrick Warburton bared all in the 2005 film The Civilization of […]
Coming Distractions: Mark Wahlberg In “Pain & Gain”
Promise? Mark Wahlberg is a fucking hot quandry on two legs for me. He comes off as just an immense dick, but he’s so HAWT. Ugh, it’s the Tim Tebow conundrum. Your penis is a betrayer! Marky Mark and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are two […]
Jake Genesis Has The Coolest Mom Ever
“His mother must be proud” is the type of snarky thing someone would write in the comments section of a gay porn blog. It’s said in jest, usually accompanied by a mean-spirited “lol”, with the implication that the performer’s parents would not approve that their […]
Merry Christmas, The Santa Speedo Run Happened Again This Year
Fuuuucccckkkk. Look at that piece. Damn. All muscled yet lean. Good face. Got a bulge. And this happened in my town! The Santa Speedo Run for charity has become a Boston event. A bunch of Bostonian boys (and there’s some girls but we like looking […]