Despite having only spent a very brief amount of time around Leo Forte, I can tell you that there’s something incredibly magnetic about his personality. There used to be this idea in my head that porn stars were scary, unapproachable demigods. Yet, while attending last […]
Month: January 2013
Quickie: Parker Hurley
Parker Hurley is a hot piece of ass whose day job is “male model.” Being a hot piece of ass comes in handy when you’re a male model. He confirms my theory that tons of tattoos only work on a dude if the canvas is […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Randoms, A-Z (Part III)
Doesn’t it feel like a billion years since we’ve done a round of iPhone Wars? Today, I’ve decided to put my laziness aside for a few moments, pull together twenty-six random contestants and deliver you a competition with something for everyone. It doesn’t matter if […]
Underwear Drawer: (Even More) Ruben Baars
When I looked at the pics of yesterday’s “Quickie”, my jaw dropped. There was also some stiffening of my penis. Ruben Baars is like BLAM! So I thought I’d provide you with even more pics of him. UNDERWEAR pics. You could probably drive a car […]
I Hate People: Owner Tries To Have Dog Euthanized For Being Gay
Really? Is gay THAT BAD to these yokel motherfuckers? The lovely animal below was abandoned by his Jackson, TN owner for being “gay.” Queerty: “This guy was signed over to RC, not bc he’s mean or bc he tears things up, but because… His owner […]
The Amateur Hour: Cute Cub Camming
Well, this is awkward! I’m pretty sure I just half-jizzed my pants watching this one-sided video of a horny, hairy cub chatting up his cam buddy. Honestly, it’s almost better that we can only hear one half of the conversation, because it allows you to […]
Flipping Out: Mick Lovell
Bel Ami‘s Mick Lovell was right on the brink of making our 2012 Flip-Fucker of The Year countdown. In retrospect, we’re not actually sure how he didn’t make the top ten, but let’s not dwell on those entirely unimportant details! All you need to know […]
Syron: “Here”
Combine the haircut of Robyn with the sound of Katy B, and you’ve (almost) got the perfect equation for up-and-coming London singer Syron. Her new single “Here” continues to grow on us with each subsequent listen, to the point that I found myself humming the […]
The Ten: No Dicks Allowed!
Not only should you refrain from being a dick about the contestants for tonight’s round of The Ten, but also, we’re not going to show you any of their dicks. People are always complaining that certain guys win just because they’re well-endowed. Well, if that’s […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
RChester lives in Australia. At least until the kidnapping. Kidnapping, you ask? Yeah, I mean when I fly over there and capture him for my own twisted desires. I’m not sure how I’m going to get him back. Don’t they sell really big duffel bags […]