I will never stop being fascinated by the magnificent ass-quake that occurs every time Marcus Ruhl gets fucked doggystyle. With each thrust made toward his sex-starved hole, we all get to witness his thick, lightly hairy cheeks jiggling in a hypnotic fashion that’d make any top […]
Month: January 2013
Twink Tank: Misha Akunin
Do not be alarmed! Do not adjust your computer screens! And, perhaps most importantly, do not put your dicks back into your pants! This is an emergency edition of our Twink Tank series, brought to you by my extreme desire to slam the living daylights […]
Underwear Drawer: Yadier Rodriguez
Hot male models in underwear make my world go round. And if you’re reading this, they probably make yours spin, too. Yadier Rodriguez is fiery. How can I tell when I find someone fiery? Because their tribal tattoos don’t make my lip curl back in […]
Wonderful. Now I Have To Watch “American Idol” This Season.
My heart breaks for Keith Urban. In the video you’re about to watch, dude looks completely shell-shocked by the massive SHADE being tossed back and forth over his head by Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. Even Urban’s wife Nicole Kidman’s iciest glares don’t cause him […]
Lincoln Gates Pumps A Load Out of Anthony Clark
Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m the type of guy who doesn’t like to blow until my bottom’s fully satisfied. This makes me highly incompatible with dudes who are like “GIVE ME ALL YOUR CUM!”, because honestly, I’d much rather pump multiple loads […]
10 Blog Posts I Didn’t Write This Morning
This adorable picture of Jimmy Fanz putting a piece of sausage into his mouth almost inspired me to write a dumb blog entry about how he should put my penis in his mouth instead. Oh hey! Have you ever wondered about what doesn’t make the […]
Ari Hest: “Something To Look Forward To”
Ari Hest is a singer-songwriter I became obsessed with a decade ago thanks to songs like “Consistency“, “Caught Up In Your Love” and “Terms and Conditions“. At some point, I outgrew his music, forgot about him or decided to listen to music with more screaming… […]
The Ten: Justice Joslin Spends Five Weeks On Top
Talk about endurance! Fuzzy model Justice Joslin has claimed the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” for his fifth consecutive week, keeping out former champion Arnaud Dehaynin (until his retirement from the countdown) and taking down a combination of Ray Santiesteban, Sergei, Charlie Harding […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
In my next life, I want to be the ocean. That’s surpriseba, he’s from the UK, and he’s one of the hottest Manhunt members this week! This salty treat is just one of the many, many gorgeous guys that we’re featuring on our “Manhunt Now” […]
Quickie: Tadzio De
Tadzio is a 29 year-old model from Düsseldorf who looks like this with his clothes off. It’s somewhat baffling that he appears to have only done one or two photo shoots last year, because he’s the kind of guy who should be flying around to […]