Ruben Baars has those crazy cheekbones that you usually only see on male models. This is no coincidence, because duh, he’s a male model! As you might imagine, he’s been known to dress up in clothing and stand in front of a camera, but the […]
Month: January 2013
“Bend My Dick To My Ass”: Bam Margera Is Gross
Bam Margera was an early-2000s C-Lister who made his name by, amongst other things, diving into a tank of raw sewage on MTV’s old Jackass show. So he was already a dirtball. Now he’s got a single out called “Bend My Dick To My Ass.” […]
Twink Tank: Rick Dalton
You know you’ve been writing about gay porn for too long when you look at another human being and your first thought is, “What a magnificent little boy pussy!” This was my actual reaction when I saw BentleyRace‘s new model “Thick” Rick Dalton on Gay Porn […]
He’s Gay: Jim Nabors Got Married
Congratulations to Jim Nabors! The 82 years-old actor and singer, known for his role as Gomer Pyle on The Andy Griffith Show, came out of the closet with a bang last night when it was announced that he was wed to his partner of 38 […]
The Amateur Hour: A Mysterious Cowboy & His Magnificently Fat Cock
Have you ever had a moment in Manhunt chat where you stumble upon a dick that’s so frickin’ remarkable, you don’t even believe it’s real? That’s how we felt when we stumbled upon this amateur video, featuring a guy in a cowboy hat tending to […]
Woof Alert: Colton on Club Amateur USA
Colton is a 26 year-old bisexual cub with fuzzy pits and a cute little ass. According to Club Amateur USA, he maintained an erection for four hours while filming the massage scene below, which makes me wonder how sore my ass would be after a […]
Kelly Sweet: “Ashes of My Paradise”
Kelly Sweet fits into the same lady-pop genre as, say, Ellie Goulding, Sia or Florence Welch, though you could just as easily draw comparisons to Kate Bush or Annie Lennox. She cites the latter as her largest influence, and this can clearly be heard on […]
In Bed With Colby Keller: Open Sesame
You and your partner/boyfriend/husband are growing restless. The sex has gotten slightly stagnant. You want to spice things up. Or you’ve both realized that monogamy leaves a lot to be desired. Whatever the reason, you’ve decided to open things up. HALT! Before you jump on […]
Colby Keller & Anthony Romero: The Most Incredible Pairing In GAY PORN HISTORY?!?!
Hi everyone who likes to masturbate! It’s Dewitt’s Dick again. Today, I have stolen control of my owner’s fingers to blog about something that is not related to porn pup Josh Long and my desire to take a vacation up his fuzzy butthole. I am […]
The Locker Room: Brad Barritt
Someone tell my husband I’ve left for St. Albans, England to rendezvous with my NEW husband, rugby player Brad Barritt. He’ll understand after he sees these pics. Holy shitballs, this dude is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. Adorable face. Thickset jock body. Has […]