Boyfriends? Lovers? Partners? Husbands? Soulmates? People are picky with how they classify their own relationships, but no matter what word you choose, High Performance Men models Joe Parker and CJ Parker are “together” in some way, shape or form. They have crazy chemistry in the […]
Month: February 2013
Woof Alert: When Muscle Bears Attack (Part II)
Real-life couple Marco Bolt and Blake Randolph ranked in eighth place on our list of “The Hottest Hairy Men of 2012“, and while we might be biased on this matter, we’d argue that they should have placed even higher. Alas, you can’t argue with the numbers! […]
The Amateur Hour: Kinky Couple Fucking
If you’re the type of guy who ties your boyfriend up in the basement and clenches clothespins onto his taint, then perhaps “kinky” isn’t the best word to describe today’s installment of The Amateur Hour. From just passing these two seemingly-innocent young men on the street, […]
DaQuan: “Molly Ringwald”
Get ready to feel old, ’80s kids! Actress Molly Ringwald—star of the John Hughes classics Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink and The Breakfast Club—turned 44 years-old today. One of our favorite soon-to-breakout musicians, DaQuan of Sgt. Sass, is celebrating the occasion with an early release […]
Twink Tank: Max Ryder’s Cummy Hole
What’s the only thing (potentially) better than a semi-anonymous Bel Ami twink getting his hole spunked? A crossover between two of the hottest gay porn studios, in which Cocky Boys‘ exclusive model Max Ryder gets his ass drilled by well-hung Bel Ami beauty Jim Kerouac! […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Mark Ruffalo’s Penis Overshadowing Everything Else
Career strategists might advise that the “do what you love” philosophy is one of the worst ways to navigate your professional future. However, I followed my deepest passion to blog about Mark Ruffalo naked and thereby share his penis with the whole world, and months later, […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Double Penetration (Again)
This is the second time The Cock Buffet is brought to you by double penetration, mostly because we’ll never cease being amazed that anyone’s butt can stretch wide enough to accommodate two rock hard dicks. Maybe we need to get out more? I mean, are […]
Caption This: Shoot!
You’d think that the extraordinary amount of gun violence in the news today would prevent Men of Montreal from ever releasing this photo set where Kenzo Masi holds a (fake) pistol to his penis, but I guess you could say the same for us using […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Colby Jansen
You can’t even blame us (or my butthole) for writing about Colby Jansen so often! Nearly every scene that MEN.com‘s released in the past few weeks has had him or Rocco Reed in it (sometimes both), so it’s practically impossible to enter certain boner-friendly zones […]
What Would You Do?: Straight Marine Eli
Here’s a list of things I would do with (allegedly) straight Marine Eli, if his stripper girlfriend who encouraged him to do gay porn for Spunk Worthy didn’t mind me playing with his thick, “French cut” dick: • State calmly and firmly that I am […]