Man of Steel had the most successful June opening in motion picture history. So Henry Cavill’s spandex must be snug with the success boner he’s sporting this week. He better take a picture of that! And how did the Brit get so crazy in shape […]
I have a thing for cute, bearded cubs with septum piercings, so it was difficult for me to focus on anyone but Franklin Cubbington in this oral orgy for Bear Films (which pales in comparison to their 2011 “beargy” starring one of my all-time favorite models […]
Lionel “Leo” Messi is an Argentinian soccer player who plays for Barcelona. Supposedly he’s Jesus on the soccer field. High-end fashion house Dolce & Gabbana appreciated this and has hired him as their new face and body. Here he is showing off his six-pack and […]
Don’t get too excited! For as much promise as the two names hold, Johnny Rapid and Josh Long‘s scene together on MEN.COM isn’t either of the two young porn star’s best work. Maybe it’s just me, but I thought Johnny was at his best this […]
The Anal Ring Toss might be the best gag gift that could potentially get you laid. Imagine it! You show up to a party and give it to someone. They unwrap it, everyone has a good laugh and hilarity ensues. It’s placed to the side […]
As if it weren’t enough for the boys of Garçon Garçon to be criminally attractive on their own, the Australian electro-pop duo have just released what very well might be the sexiest music video of the year. The funny thing is, “Instant Attraction” doesn’t beat […]
The title of Twelve Fucks And A Funeral is a play on the 1994 hit romantic comedy Four Weddings and a Funeral (which I’m pretty sure didn’t involve anyone fucking in a morgue). The basic premise is that clown-rape victim JP Dubois has passed away, […]
Has our twerking contest found its grand prize winner? This past Friday, I made an announcement that anyone who’s brave enough to submit a video will win one of the many prizes listed here. In fact, the cute guy you’re about to watch—otherwise known as […]
Yes! I’m going to argue with every bone of my body that, based on these two Sean Cody scenes, there’s absolutely no doubt that the answer to this question is “yes”. This is coming from a self-hating blonde who’s (allegedly) racist against blondes. Upon first glance, […]
Confession! I skipped the season six premiere of True Blood, because my desire to watch the greatest human being in existence (Danushka from Food Network Star) took precedence over my desire to find out who got naked on that formerly-good show about vampires, werewolves, witches, […]
