You’ve heard the myth that women are inferior when it comes to sucking cock, right? Well, I’m curious to know if there’s any truth behind it! While I’ve personally never had a ladies’ lips wrapped around my shaft, I know we’ve got plenty of straight, […]
If you’ve watched TV semi-regularly over the past fifteen or so years, you’ll notice that not only is it a bit shitter than it was before reality TV became lodged in our collective throats but that, as the years have gone by, the people who […]
Oh hey! It’s that special time of the week where we show you real Manhunt members from across the globe, and then you wish you had a private jet to fly around and fuck all of them. Since our dear J. Harvey wasn’t around this […]
Those dragon briefs are so adorable! Release that dragon, Danillo! This particular “Underwear Drawer” is spotlighting items from ES Collection. Seriously, I want those dragon briefs. And I will make like (a male version of) Daenerys from Game of Thrones and be all “I am […]
HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the […]
My beloved co-blogger dewitt has written about British actor and model Jamie Dornan before. He was the sherrif on Once Upon A Time and he’s totally in the Hugh Dancy category. Jamie is a gorgeous, doe-eyed Irish gent with a killer bod. He’s currently appearing […]
Aden is a bi-curious fellow who’s packing a dick that’s 7 inches long and 6 inches around. Not too long ago, he sent a text message to Spunk Worthy‘s resident cocksucker that consisted of four simple yet oh-so-magical words: “I’m horny as hell”. Now, it doesn’t […]
Gerard Butler‘s body can perform superhuman feats. That’s probably why he’s banged practically every actress in Hollywood. Gerard gave us mere mortals (well, at least the ones in Germany) a taste of his fantastic abilities on the show Wetten, dass…?. They had a guest on […]
No matter how good my selections are, Boulangerié Knowles‘ music posts seem to get twice (if not three times) as much traffic and comments as my own. I’m not bitter about this at all! And I definitely do not want to throw her out of […]
Confession! I always thought double-ended dildos were stupid. While I haven’t come around enough to actually give them a try, Brenn Wyson and Sebastian Keys‘ 2012 scene for Men Over 30 forced me realize that, with a little creativity, they can be remarkably useful tools […]
