A straight guy is suing Bally’s Total Fitness gym in NYC because he allegedly slipped on some cum in the sauna, fell, and broke his shoulder. I am so awful because I cracked up at that. It’s a cum-tastrophe! Marc Moskowitz, 66, is unamused by […]
Month: June 2013
Oral Only: Ginger Jock Jordan’s Gloryhole Blowjob
Poor Jordan is stuck in eighth place on The Ten with a measly 6.49% of the vote (maybe more or less by the time you’re reading this). Here’s a short list of reasons why he probably doesn’t give two flying fucks about this development—1) He […]
Hot Flash: Nico Urquiza by Rene Fragoso & Ron Amato
Nico Urquiza has an astounding, show-stopping piece of thick uncut meat swinging between his legs. He’s the type of person who should have been mentioned on Manhunt Daily eons ago, not just because of his endowment, but also, because he has a tendency to show […]
Annie Is Here To Save The World.
Here’s what you need to know about Annie! She is not a singing ginger orphan. She is, in fact, a singing blonde Norwegian. She once had a cat named Joey, who was named after Joey Ramone and Joey McIntyre from New Kids On The Block, […]
“Split Me Fucking Wide Open,” He Says.
Yowsers! You could split yourself wide open by sitting on a traffic cone, but why bother with inanimate objects when you’ve got three horny frat brothers who want to use you, abuse you and pump their cum into your hungry hole? While this type of […]
The Ten: Nobody Can Break The Spell of Hudson’s Beer Can Thick Cock
There’s no stopping Sean Cody model Hudson. Usually, when we say things like that, it curses the subject’s chances of holding our “Sexiest Man of The Moment” title, but we have a feeling that this thick-dicked beauty will be dominating The Ten until his ten-week run […]
Hot Or Not: Beating Off While Sitting On A Traffic Cone
Here’s Rod Drainer from Hairy & Raw with a traffic cone stuffed up his ass and jacking off. This never occurred to me. I know an emergency room nurse, and you know all those stories about guys rolling up with bizarre items stuck in their assholes? […]
Quickie: Jin Xiankui
Korean model Jin Xiankui has a FEROCIOUS body. If his body was an animal, it would be a snarly lion looking to tear into a fleeing antelope. A body for which clothes aren’t required! Fuck off, clothes! Jin Xiankui has no need for your triflin’ uses! […]
Underwear Drawer: Miro Moreira For New Captain
Wow, he’s got some hot, shiny legs. New Captain sells handsome briefs. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, Miro Moreira is a delicious slice of manmeat! He hasn’t graced the blog in awhile and his thick self was due for a comeback. He’s […]
Who Cares About Tony Paradise Bottoming Again? Colby Jansen Is EVERYTHING.
I want to care that Tony Paradise was so desperate for cash before he went to prison that he gave up his tight, nearly-virgin hole in yet another bottoming scene with total dreamboat Tyler Hunt. However, there are a few things that are preventing me […]