Bruiser is huge! Actually, I have no idea how tall he is or how much he weighs, but he looks like a really big dude who could throw me around in the bedroom (or throw me across a bar after I drunkenly grope his butt […]
Month: July 2013
Royal Winnipeg Ballet Won’t Let Jett Black Be Great
Twinkie god Cocky Boys performer Jett Black was asked to pack up his dance belt by the Royal Winnipeg Ballet Academy after they found out about his porn career. That’s dumb. Who goes to the ballet anymore? That could have sold tickets. Some people just don’t know […]
Celebrity Skin: Marlon Wayans’ Butt
Marlon Wayans has a small (but very charming) role in the new Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy cop flick The Heat. Logically, this inspired me to dig up some old stills of his butt in the 1998 film Senseless. While these might be fifteen years […]
“Twelve Fucks And A Funeral” Continues, Remains Absolutely Ridiculous
Well, we already spoiled the ending for you, but here’s the continuation of UK Naked Men‘s utterly bonkers gay porn series 12 Fucks And A Funeral. The first episode kicked things off with Riley Tess and Matt Brookes mourning their dear friend JP Dubois by […]
Nice Song, Justin Timberlake, But Where Is Your DICK?
What the FUCK, Justin Timberlake? How are you gonna release the video for “Tunnel Vision”, my favorite song on your LONG-ASS album, while I’m all locked in a closet for a week? That’s some dumb shit, because you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles has been bowing […]
Joe Gage’s “Dad Gets Into Trouble” Tackles More Taboos, Solidifies Allen Silver’s Status As Gay Porn’s Ultimate Silver Daddy.
How do you get more taboo than a father fucking his own son? The power team of Joe Gage and Allen Silver do their best in Dad Gets Into Trouble, the third installment of the extremely popular series that began with Dad Takes A Fishing […]
Mike De Marko Was Last Week’s Hottest Cock Slut.
Despite my enthusiasm back in November, it would be a stretch for Mike De Marko to dethrone Johnny Rapid and become 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut. He would have to do triple penetration, quadruple penetration or something insane to accomplish that… Maybe he’d have to take […]
Quickie: Robert Walter
Model Robert Walter looks like a combination of the last two guys who played Superman. At least that’s the first thing that came to mind to write about him. To be honest, it’s getting more difficult to come up with synonyms for “hot” again. “Papaballs” […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Dario Beck
You’ll notice that the majority of this year’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts have placed extra emphasis on the “do me” part, as we abandon the “bigger is better” mantra to focus on men of varying length, girth and shape who just seem like they’d be […]
Taken From Tumblr: Preppie Guys Look Like Dicks But Can Be Sexy
The pics on Buzzfeed from the Henley Royal Regatta on the Thames is preppie fetish max. But all the dudes are old. So I turned to Tumblr. Here’s what I’m going to ask you to do. Take five minutes to put aside the fact that […]